So you didn’t fill out your Census forms, and now the government dudes are going to come knocking on your door.
You don’t want that.
To help you out of this little bind you’ve gotten yourself in, I’ve prepared the first two sheets of the Census form for you. If you need more than two forms, you’re screwed. Now when you see that dude walking up to your house, you can just print these bad boys off and BOOM! CENSUSSED!
You’ll notice on page 1, I’ve taken the time to fill in my information for you. You might find this odd, but really it’ll be for the best for your neighborhood. Will get much better treatment once the Censussor sees the von Rumorstein name. Imagine it–better schools, fewer potholes, a cop on every corner to oppress the working class.
On page 2 I’ve entered in the info for the two people who stay at the estate with me. I think they have other homes, and James has a family, but I figured it was best that I took care of this for them. I filled out the information to the best of my ability. What more can my country ask of me? You’ll also notice that I have both other occupants living part-time in prison. This is due to my tendancy to lock them in the sub-basement when things get a bit hectic around here.
Again the key is to answer the questions to the best of your ability.
On to this:
It’s kind of rad to get a package from this address:
Tags: census, get counted, Sneakers
I think it’s in The Constitution that you’ll have to fill it out in person and I think they come strapped. Hispanic is not a race.
Are you that bad off that you are getting organs from Vietnamese children sent to you?? And disguised to look as if it’s from Nike… shame on you.