Thoorsday

My Ad Age subscription is running out sometime soon. Honestly I can’t believe I still get it. It’s like the publication that keeps on giving. But I think it has to function that way, just keep sending shit out because no one else gives a fuck. I mean anyone who has ever read ad age knows it’s completely self-serving and ┬áseemingly 100% meta.

por ejamplo:

A couple issues ago it was about “women to watch” and no they weren’t talking about internet cam-girls. But one of the broads was this lady:

and only a few pages away we get :

Okay, so Ms. Wang’s job is to sell ad space for ABC. To bring in money. Yet ABC is probably spending money to get this ad into Ad Age. It must go down like this:

PR Firm: Ad Age, you should put Ms. Wang in your “Women to Watch.”
Ad Age: Who the fuck is Ms. Wang?
PR Firm: Doesn’t matter, we’ll buy a full page ad celebrating her achievement.
Ad Age: Fuck yeah. She’s in. So you pickin’ up the tab for this dinner?
PR Firm: Well, I think ABC is. GARCON! two more Johnny Walker blues and a couple of hookers please.
(Ad Age and PR Firm laugh in unison, Ad Age squeezes a breast of one the hookers)

Really it seems the one to watch was the PR firm for ABC that said we need to hype this broad so we can charge ABC for another ad, and don’t worry we won’t spend a dime on creative. Because Ad Age ads are the worst ads every produced. This is a fact.

Funny thing is, a bunch of these women to watch had self-serving ads. And they were all pretty shitty.

Part 2

Sorry for that ad rant. It seems A-man is the only one who cared to answer the trivia questions. He did fairly well.

Part 3

Another one from TeddyToothtaker

I should really just hand over the blog to that dude at this time. But really that video is pretty sick. There is nothing I don’t agree with in there.

Part 4

Mexico and France time.

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5 Responses to “Thoorsday”

  1. Brooke says:

    For the record, I was going to answer the trivia questions, but as A-man beat me too it, the temptation to cheat was too great. However, ESPN stands for Eastern Sports Programming Network.

  2. A-MAN says:

    FEMALE ANDRE3000 THE PAST LIKE FIVE YEARS. NOT HAVING IT.

  3. rumorator says:

    Nope, I’m sorry Brooke. It’s Entertainment and Sport Programming Network.

  4. rumorator says:

    C’mon Bro, you know that’s a fun-ass video. You’re just in a rage because you’ve still got bionic hand.

  5. A-MAN says:

    SHE WEARS THE SAME DAMN CLOTHES EVERY DAY. FOR THE PAST LIKE THREE YEARS. I CANNOT HAVE THAT IN SOMEONE WHO IS NOT ME.

    JANELL MONAE, NOT BROOKE.

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