I am merely hours away from NEW BIKE. I can hardly even wait on that shit. Here’s proof:
And for those of you who are still driving cars, like troglodytes, here’s a tip that came to me from the internet today:
IF YOU HAVEN’T HAD A DUI, YOU’VE NEVER EXPERIENCED TRUE HAPPINESS!
IF YOU HAVEN’T HAD A DUI, YOU’VE NEVER HAD A REAL DUI!
IF YOU HAVEN’T HAD A DUI, YOU’VE NEVER LICKED NECTAR OFF THE TEET OF LEOPARD.
IF YOU HAVEN’T HAD A DUI, YOU’VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER GRABBED LIFE BY THE REIGNS AND RIDDEN IT FOR SIX DAY INTO THE OPEN WEST WHERE YOU FOUND SOME WHORE, YOUNGER THAN SHE LOOKS BUT OLDER THAN THE DREAM THAT BROUGHT HER PEOPLE HERE, WITH WHOM YOU SETTLE DOWN AND START A FAMILY, JUST LIVING OFF THE LAND AND KEEPING THE SAVAGES AT BAY WHILE YOU LIVE OUT YOUR REMAINING YEARS, BECAUSE MUTHAFUCKER, THAT’S LIVING AND YOU AIN’T NEVER HAD THAT IS YOU HAVEN’T HAD A DUI.
WTFUck is that ad saying?
i think it’s saying that hey, you’re not risky, you’re a good guy, you haven’t been caught driving drunk, you ain’t killt nobody, comeon: you’re paying too much!
follz with DUIs kinda have to take what they can get.
i get that ad.
u aint a murderer, why for you letting these cops push you around?
i like it.
what i DONT get is your proof of bikeness…jewish trampstamps and carrots? ya lost me
I gotta pass the time until bike day somehow, So I’m reading crap and eating carrots.
Also the grammah in that ad is garbage. You know this.