Play Along at Home.
Round 1
Your Milwaukee Brewers
1. What Brewers player recently made news when he was held up at gunpoint in Milwaukee?
2. After completing a sweep of the Pirates yesterday, by how many games do the Brewers trail the Cincinnati Reds in the NL Central?
3. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of total games won?
4. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of winning percentage?
5. In 1980, the Brewers became the first team since the 1948-49 Red Sox to have back-to-back seasons of three hitters with at least 100 RBI. Name the men who did this for Milwaukee.
Round 2
They Might Be Giants
6.The name “They Might Be Giants” is derived from what novel, in which the main character mistakes windmills for evil giants?
7. In 2002 TMBG won a grammy for their song The Boss of Me which was the theme song to what TV show?
8. Which of the following in not a TMBG album Here Come the ABCs, Here Come the 123s, Flood, or The Statue Got Me High?
9. The TMBG song Istanbul (Not Constantinople) is set to the tune of what Irving Berlin classic?
10. At one point TMBG recorded songs into what household device and encouraged fans to Dial-a-Song to hear their latest works
Round 3
Ancient Conquerors
11. Venn Diagram
12. What word meaning “conqueror” in Spanish and Portuguese, was applied widely to soldiers, explorers, and adventurers who brought much of the Americas under the control of Spain in the 15th to 19th century?
13. Who first used the title “Tsar of all Russia?”
14. Venn Diagram
15. What Mongolian conqueror was the first to conquer all of China and became a legend in Europe after welcoming Marco Polo?
Round 4
Know Your Memes
16. From where was David returning when he popularized the question “Is this real life?”
17. The following images from icanhascheezburger.com are all examples of what internet meme?
18. If you’ve just been “Rick Rolled” what song are you listening to?
19. A variant of the Advice Dog meme, the following images represent what meme that challenges readers with deep, existential, Paleolithic questions?
20. Who sang Chocolate Rain?
Round 5
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
21. Who portrayed Judge Doom?
22. Whose murder forms the basis of the plot of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
23. What is the name of Bob Hoskins’ character?
24. What is the name of the club where Jessica Rabbit performs?
25. What song does the singing sword perform when Bob Hoskins’ character pulls it from its box
Round 6
WTF
26. Visual Question
27. Visual Question
28. Visual Question
29. Visual Question
30. Visual Question
Round 7
Fictional Beasts
31. What is the name of Paul Bunyan’s blue ox?
32. What creature, whose name means “goat sucker” has been allegedly attacking livestock throughout Latin America since first reported in Puerto Rico in 1995?
33. What creature, featuring the head of a bull on the body of a man, guarded the Cretan labyrinth?
34. What mythic beast of Lycia had the body and head of a male lion, another head of a goat, and a tail that ended in a snake’s head?
35. When inserted into the ear, this fictional creature’s nutrition processes converts sound waves into brain waves, neatly crossing the language divide between any species you should happen to meet whilst travelling in space.
Round 8
Shakespeare
36. Where was Romeo and Juliet set?
37. What Shakespeare work features the characters Lysander, Hermia and Puck?
38. At the age of 18 Billy Shakespeare married who?
39. Who is the goddess of witchcraft and leader of the Three Witches in Shakespeare’s Macbeth?
40. What Lost star played Mercutio in Baz Luhrmann’s 1996 Romeo and Juliet?
Round 9
Wild Card
41. What Major Leaguer recently became the 47th to hit 400 home runs?
42. Who wrote the stories The Body, Rita Hayworth and The Shawshank Redemption and The Running Man?
43. How many wild cards (including Wild Draw Four) are there in a standard Uno deck?
44. What can you deduce from the following statements: A) All babies are illogical B) Nobody who is despised who can manage a crocodile C) Illogical persons are despised
45. What was the fictional name of the Vermont inn that was featured in the TV sitcom Newhart?
Round 10
Current Events
46. What series won the 2010 Emmy Award for Best Drama?
47. Intel recently said it would buy what security software company for $7.7 billion?
48. What former President was recently involved in the freeing of the American, Aijalon Mahli Gomes, from North Korea?
49. Though he normally rarely leaves North Korea, Kim Jong Il recently made his second trip in four months to what country?
50. Chippy D recently starred in the porno film Phatty’s Rhymes and Dimes 14 with Brian Pumper. Who is Chippy D’s father?
Round 11
Constitutional Amendments
51. Which amendment to the US Constitution ends in the phrase “shall not be infringed?”
52. How many amendments make up the Bill of Rights?
53. 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, or 1990s: in what decade was the last amendment to the Constitution passed?
54. The seventeenth amendment establishes the direct election by the people of what office?
55. According to the 22nd amendment, what is the maximum amount of years a person is allowed to serve as President of the United States?
Round 12
Duets
56. And nobody told us
Cause nobody showed us
And now it’s up to us baby
I Think we can make it
So don’t misunderstand me
You put the light in my life
Oh you put the sparks to the flame
I’ve got your heart in my sights
57. Michael, We’re Not Going To Fight About This, Okay
Paul, I Think I Told You, I’m A Lover Not A Fighter
I’ve Heard It All Before, Michael
She Told Me That I’m Her Forever Lover, You Know, Don’t You Remember
Well, After Loving Me, She Said She Couldn’t Love Another
58. My mother will start to worry
Beautiful, what’s your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor
Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I’d better scurry
Beautiful, please don’t hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more
Put some music on while I pour
59. But that won’t happen to us, and we got no doubt
Too deep in love, and we got no way out
and the message is clear, this could be the year for the real thing
No more will you cry
baby i will hurt you never
we start and end as one
in love forever
We can ride it together, uh huh
Makin’ love with each other, uh huh
60. Some hang on to used to be
Live there life looking behind
All we have is here and now
All our lives out there to find
The road is long and there are mountains in my way
But we climb the stairs everyday
Tags: Milwaukee's Hardest Trivia, Pub trivia, Whoa
ABOUT FRICKIN TIME.
Your Milwaukee Brewers
1. What Brewers player recently made news when he was held up at gunpoint in Milwaukee? Roger Clemens
2. After completing a sweep of the Pirates yesterday, by how many games do the Brewers trail the Cincinnati Reds in the NL Central? 2
3. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of total games won? George Steinbrenner
4. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of winning percentage? Larry Bird
5. In 1980, the Brewers became the first team since the 1948-49 Red Sox to have back-to-back seasons of three hitters with at least 100 RBI. Name the men who did this for Milwaukee. Shoeless Joe Jackson, Barry Bonds and Babe Ruth
Round 2
They Might Be Giants
6.The name “They Might Be Giants” is derived from what novel, in which the main character mistakes windmills for evil giants? Gulliver
7. In 2002 TMBG won a grammy for their song The Boss of Me which was the theme song to what TV show? Malcolm in the Middle
8. Which of the following in not a TMBG album Here Come the ABCs, Here Come the 123s, Flood, or The Statue Got Me High? Flood
9. The TMBG song Istanbul (Not Constantinople) is set to the tune of what Irving Berlin classic? Beethoven’s 5th
10. At one point TMBG recorded songs into what household device and encouraged fans to Dial-a-Song to hear their latest works The telephone
Round 3
Ancient Conquerors
11. Venn Diagram Naploeon
12. What word meaning “conqueror” in Spanish and Portuguese, was applied widely to soldiers, explorers, and adventurers who brought much of the Americas under the control of Spain in the 15th to 19th century? Conquistador
13. Who first used the title “Tsar of all Russia?” Stalin
14. Venn Diagram Joan of Arc
15. What Mongolian conqueror was the first to conquer all of China and became a legend in Europe after welcoming Marco Polo? Ghengis Khan
Round 4
Know Your Memes
16. From where was David returning when he popularized the question “Is this real life?” The dentist!
17. The following images from icanhascheezburger.com are all examples of what internet meme? LOLcats
18. If you’ve just been “Rick Rolled” what song are you listening to? Never gonna give you up
19. A variant of the Advice Dog meme, the following images represent what meme that challenges readers with deep, existential, Paleolithic questions? if i could see the damn images. why dont you start embedding that shit?
20. Who sang Chocolate Rain? some black dude. never really thought that one was that sweet
Round 5
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Should have asked me in the 90s
21. Who portrayed Judge Doom?
22. Whose murder forms the basis of the plot of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
23. What is the name of Bob Hoskins’ character?
24. What is the name of the club where Jessica Rabbit performs?
25. What song does the singing sword perform when Bob Hoskins’ character pulls it from its box
Round 6
WTF
26. Visual Question penis
27. Visual Question balls
28. Visual Question taint
29. Visual Question ballsack
30. Visual Question small penis
Round 7
Fictional Beasts
31. What is the name of Paul Bunyan’s blue ox? Babe
32. What creature, whose name means “goat sucker” has been allegedly attacking livestock throughout Latin America since first reported in Puerto Rico in 1995? the rumorator
33. What creature, featuring the head of a bull on the body of a man, guarded the Cretan labyrinth? Centaur
34. What mythic beast of Lycia had the body and head of a male lion, another head of a goat, and a tail that ended in a snake’s head? baracondacobragoat
35. When inserted into the ear, this fictional creature’s nutrition processes converts sound waves into brain waves, neatly crossing the language divide between any species you should happen to meet whilst travelling in space. you spelled traveling wrong.
Round 8
Shakespeare
36. Where was Romeo and Juliet set? shit. something with a V
37. What Shakespeare work features the characters Lysander, Hermia and Puck? Midsummer Night’s dream
38. At the age of 18 Billy Shakespeare married who? Mrs. Shakespeare
39. Who is the goddess of witchcraft and leader of the Three Witches in Shakespeare’s Macbeth?
40. What Lost star played Mercutio in Baz Luhrmann’s 1996 Romeo and Juliet? Matthew Fox
Round 9
Wild Card
41. What Major Leaguer recently became the 47th to hit 400 home runs? Barry Bonds
42. Who wrote the stories The Body, Rita Hayworth and The Shawshank Redemption and The Running Man? Steven King
43. How many wild cards (including Wild Draw Four) are there in a standard Uno deck? 52
44. What can you deduce from the following statements: A) All babies are illogical B) Nobody who is despised who can manage a crocodile C) Illogical persons are despised Babies can’t manage crocodiles
45. What was the fictional name of the Vermont inn that was featured in the TV sitcom Newhart? Vermont Inn
Round 10
Current Events
46. What series won the 2010 Emmy Award for Best Drama? They still do the emmy’s?
47. Intel recently said it would buy what security software company for $7.7 billion?
48. What former President was recently involved in the freeing of the American, Aijalon Mahli Gomes, from North Korea? Jimmy Carter
49. Though he normally rarely leaves North Korea, Kim Jong Il recently made his second trip in four months to what country? I feel like he would enjoy SAndals Jamaica, so we’ll say that
50. Chippy D recently starred in the porno film Phatty’s Rhymes and Dimes 14 with Brian Pumper. Who is Chippy D’s father? Tony Danza
Round 11
Constitutional Amendments
51. Which amendment to the US Constitution ends in the phrase “shall not be infringed?” 2nd
52. How many amendments make up the Bill of Rights? 10
53. 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, or 1990s: in what decade was the last amendment to the Constitution passed? 90s
54. The seventeenth amendment establishes the direct election by the people of what office? president
55. According to the 22nd amendment, what is the maximum amount of years a person is allowed to serve as President of the United States? 8
Round 12
Duets
56. And nobody told us
Cause nobody showed us
And now it’s up to us baby
I Think we can make it
So don’t misunderstand me
You put the light in my life
Oh you put the sparks to the flame
I’ve got your heart in my sights
57. Michael, We’re Not Going To Fight About This, Okay
Paul, I Think I Told You, I’m A Lover Not A Fighter
I’ve Heard It All Before, Michael
She Told Me That I’m Her Forever Lover, You Know, Don’t You Remember
Well, After Loving Me, She Said She Couldn’t Love Another
58. My mother will start to worry
Beautiful, what’s your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor
Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I’d better scurry
Beautiful, please don’t hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more
Put some music on while I pour
59. But that won’t happen to us, and we got no doubt
Too deep in love, and we got no way out
and the message is clear, this could be the year for the real thing
No more will you cry
baby i will hurt you never
we start and end as one
in love forever
We can ride it together, uh huh
Makin’ love with each other, uh huh
60. Some hang on to used to be
Live there life looking behind
All we have is here and now
All our lives out there to find
The road is long and there are mountains in my way
But we climb the stairs everyday
***RUNNER UP AGAIN***
Play Along at Home.
Round 1
Your Milwaukee Brewers
1. What Brewers player recently made news when he was held up at gunpoint in Milwaukee? WOW!
2. After completing a sweep of the Pirates yesterday, by how many games do the Brewers trail the Cincinnati Reds in the NL Central? A LOT
3. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of total games won?
4. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of winning percentage?
5. In 1980, the Brewers became the first team since the 1948-49 Red Sox to have back-to-back seasons of three hitters with at least 100 RBI. Name the men who did this for Milwaukee. LA CHORIZO, THE ITALIAN, AND DAS SAUSAGE
Round 2
They Might Be Giants
6.The name “They Might Be Giants” is derived from what novel, in which the main character mistakes windmills for evil giants? DON QUIXOTE
7. In 2002 TMBG won a grammy for their song The Boss of Me which was the theme song to what TV show? SQUIDBILLIES
8. Which of the following in not a TMBG album Here Come the ABCs, Here Come the 123s, Flood, or The Statue Got Me High? HERE COMES THE ABCs
9. The TMBG song Istanbul (Not Constantinople) is set to the tune of what Irving Berlin classic?
10. At one point TMBG recorded songs into what household device and encouraged fans to Dial-a-Song to hear their latest works ANSWERING MACHINE
Round 3
Ancient Conquerors
11. Venn Diagram THREE PENIS HEADS TOUCHING
12. What word meaning “conqueror” in Spanish and Portuguese, was applied widely to soldiers, explorers, and adventurers who brought much of the Americas under the control of Spain in the 15th to 19th century? CONQUESTADOR (SPELL THAT SHIT PROPERLY MR LAEHN)
13. Who first used the title “Tsar of all Russia?” RUSSIANS
14. Venn Diagram
15. What Mongolian conqueror was the first to conquer all of China and became a legend in Europe after welcoming Marco Polo? GHANHIS KHAN
Round 4
Know Your Memes
16. From where was David returning when he popularized the question “Is this real life?” LAZER TAG!!!
17. The following images from icanhascheezburger.com are all examples of what internet meme? LOLCATS
18. If you’ve just been “Rick Rolled” what song are you listening to? RICK ASTLEY “FOOOOCK I SHOULD KNOW THIS”
19. A variant of the Advice Dog meme, the following images represent what meme that challenges readers with deep, existential, Paleolithic questions?
20. Who sang Chocolate Rain?
Round 5
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
21. Who portrayed Judge Doom?
22. Whose murder forms the basis of the plot of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
23. What is the name of Bob Hoskins’ character?
24. What is the name of the club where Jessica Rabbit performs?
25. What song does the singing sword perform when Bob Hoskins’ character pulls it from its box
Round 6
WTF
26. Visual Question
27. Visual Question
28. Visual Question
29. Visual Question
30. Visual Question
Round 7
Fictional Beasts
31. What is the name of Paul Bunyan’s blue ox? BABE
32. What creature, whose name means “goat sucker” has been allegedly attacking livestock throughout Latin America since first reported in Puerto Rico in 1995? LA CHUPACOBRA
33. What creature, featuring the head of a bull on the body of a man, guarded the Cretan labyrinth?
34. What mythic beast of Lycia had the body and head of a male lion, another head of a goat, and a tail that ended in a snake’s head?
35. When inserted into the ear, this fictional creature’s nutrition processes converts sound waves into brain waves, neatly crossing the language divide between any species you should happen to meet whilst travelling in space. DOUGLAS ADDAMSWORM
Round 8
Shakespeare
36. Where was Romeo and Juliet set? CLAIRE DANES BEDROOM
37. What Shakespeare work features the characters Lysander, Hermia and Puck?
38. At the age of 18 Billy Shakespeare married who? HIS COUSIN
39. Who is the goddess of witchcraft and leader of the Three Witches in Shakespeare’s Macbeth?
40. What Lost star played Mercutio in Baz Luhrmann’s 1996 Romeo and Juliet? MICHAEL
Round 9
Wild Card
41. What Major Leaguer recently became the 47th to hit 400 home runs?
42. Who wrote the stories The Body, Rita Hayworth and The Shawshank Redemption and The Running Man?
43. How many wild cards (including Wild Draw Four) are there in a standard Uno deck? 120 CARDS
44. What can you deduce from the following statements: A) All babies are illogical B) Nobody who is despised who can manage a crocodile C) Illogical persons are despised BABIES CAN HANDLE CROCS, BUT I FEEL LIKE THEY COULD HANDLE TRUCK BALLS AND PBR LIGHT JUST AS WELL.
45. What was the fictional name of the Vermont inn that was featured in the TV sitcom Newhart? NEWHARTS
Round 10
Current Events
46. What series won the 2010 Emmy Award for Best Drama? MAD MEN
47. Intel recently said it would buy what security software company for $7.7 billion?
48. What former President was recently involved in the freeing of the American, Aijalon Mahli Gomes, from North Korea? CARTER
49. Though he normally rarely leaves North Korea, Kim Jong Il recently made his second trip in four months to what country? CHINA
50. Chippy D recently starred in the porno film Phatty’s Rhymes and Dimes 14 with Brian Pumper. Who is Chippy D’s father? SNOOP DOG? SHIT MAYBE ICE T?
Round 11
Constitutional Amendments
51. Which amendment to the US Constitution ends in the phrase “shall not be infringed?” 1ST
52. How many amendments make up the Bill of Rights? TEN
53. 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, or 1990s: in what decade was the last amendment to the Constitution passed? 70s AND I THINK IT WOULD BE RASTAFIED, JAH BLESS!
54. The seventeenth amendment establishes the direct election by the people of what office? SENATE
55. According to the 22nd amendment, what is the maximum amount of years a person is allowed to serve as President of the United States? 8…THIS SEEMS LIKE A TRICK. IT BEST NOT BE A TRICK, TRICKSTER
Round 12
Duets
56. And nobody told us
Cause nobody showed us
And now it’s up to us baby
I Think we can make it
So don’t misunderstand me
You put the light in my life
Oh you put the sparks to the flame
I’ve got your heart in my sights CLINT BLACK AND GARTH BROOKS
57. Michael, We’re Not Going To Fight About This, Okay
Paul, I Think I Told You, I’m A Lover Not A Fighter
I’ve Heard It All Before, Michael
She Told Me That I’m Her Forever Lover, You Know, Don’t You Remember
Well, After Loving Me, She Said She Couldn’t Love Another
58. My mother will start to worry
Beautiful, what’s your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor
Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I’d better scurry
Beautiful, please don’t hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more
Put some music on while I pour NINA SIMONE AND RAY CHARLES (NOT ENTIRELY SURE IF THEY DO THE ORIGINAL)
59. But that won’t happen to us, and we got no doubt
Too deep in love, and we got no way out
and the message is clear, this could be the year for the real thing
No more will you cry
baby i will hurt you never
we start and end as one
in love forever
We can ride it together, uh huh
Makin’ love with each other, uh huh
60. Some hang on to used to be
Live there life looking behind
All we have is here and now
All our lives out there to find
The road is long and there are mountains in my way
But we climb the stairs everyday THE PRINCESS AND ALADDIN
Your Milwaukee Brewers
1. What Brewers player recently made news when he was held up at gunpoint in Milwaukee? BASEBALL IS FOR IDIOTS
2. After completing a sweep of the Pirates yesterday, by how many games do the Brewers trail the Cincinnati Reds in the NL Central? BASEBALL?
3. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of total games won? SRSLY?
4. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of winning percentage? KIDS HAVEN’T BEEN INTO BASEBALL FOREVER.
5. In 1980, the Brewers became the first team since the 1948-49 Red Sox to have back-to-back seasons of three hitters with at least 100 RBI. Name the men who did this for Milwaukee. HONESTLY.
Round 2
They Might Be Giants
6.The name “They Might Be Giants” is derived from what novel, in which the main character mistakes windmills for evil giants? IONO.
7. In 2002 TMBG won a grammy for their song The Boss of Me which was the theme song to what TV show? MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE. WONDER YEARS RIPOFF NEARLY UNWATCHABLE I HATED THAT KID.
8. Which of the following in not a TMBG album Here Come the ABCs, Here Come the 123s, Flood, or The Statue Got Me High? ONE OF THE HERE COME’S, I’LL SAY HERE COME THE 123′S.
9. The TMBG song Istanbul (Not Constantinople) is set to the tune of what Irving Berlin classic? I FUCKIN REMEMBER THIS AND IT’S THAT PUTTIN ON THE RITZ. I KNEW SOME NERDS.
10. At one point TMBG recorded songs into what household device and encouraged fans to Dial-a-Song to hear their latest works WHAT ANSWERING MACHINE?
Round 3
Ancient Conquerors
11. Venn Diagram GAY AND SHORT
12. What word meaning “conqueror” in Spanish and Portuguese, was applied widely to soldiers, explorers, and adventurers who brought much of the Americas under the control of Spain in the 15th to 19th century? CONQUISTADORES
13. Who first used the title “Tsar of all Russia?” VAN DAMME
14. Venn Diagram GAY SHORT AND FRENCH
15. What Mongolian conqueror was the first to conquer all of China and became a legend in Europe after welcoming Marco Polo? UH ATILA HUNSINGTON
Round 4
Know Your Memes
16. From where was David returning when he popularized the question “Is this real life?” DENTIST
17. The following images from icanhascheezburger.com are all examples of what internet meme? THIS PICTURE MAKES NO SENSE
18. If you’ve just been “Rick Rolled” what song are you listening to? I DONT EVEN KNOW THE NAME
19. A variant of the Advice Dog meme, the following images represent what meme that challenges readers with deep, existential, Paleolithic questions? IONO
20. Who sang Chocolate Rain? TAY ZONDAY
Round 5
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
21. Who portrayed Judge Doom? HAVEN’T SEEN
22. Whose murder forms the basis of the plot of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? JR?
23. What is the name of Bob Hoskins’ character? DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN THE LONG GOOD FRIDAY?
24. What is the name of the club where Jessica Rabbit performs? PUSSYPOPPERS.
25. What song does the singing sword perform when Bob Hoskins’ character pulls it from its box ALEJANDRO
Round 6
WTF
26. Visual Question SCAPHOID
27. Visual Question HUBBA HIDEOUT
28. Visual Question GORDON GARTRELLE
29. Visual Question BOZUNG
30. Visual Question BUCKYBALL
Round 7
Fictional Beasts
31. What is the name of Paul Bunyan’s blue ox? BABE
32. What creature, whose name means “goat sucker” has been allegedly attacking livestock throughout Latin America since first reported in Puerto Rico in 1995? CHUPACABRA
33. What creature, featuring the head of a bull on the body of a man, guarded the Cretan labyrinth? MINOTAUR
34. What mythic beast of Lycia had the body and head of a male lion, another head of a goat, and a tail that ended in a snake’s head? FUCKIN TOTAL BAD ASS
35. When inserted into the ear, this fictional creature’s nutrition processes converts sound waves into brain waves, neatly crossing the language divide between any species you should happen to meet whilst travelling in space. FUCKIN BABEL FISH I TRIED TO READ THAT SHIT AND COULDN’T GET PAST THE FIRST ONE. THEY’RE ALL SITTING HERE, UNREAD, DUE TO HOW MUCH THE DUDE LOVES HOW CLEVER HE IS. GARBAGE.
Round 8
Shakespeare
36. Where was Romeo and Juliet set? BROOKLYN
37. What Shakespeare work features the characters Lysander, Hermia and Puck? REAL WORLD SAN FRANCISCO
38. At the age of 18 Billy Shakespeare married who? IONO
39. Who is the goddess of witchcraft and leader of the Three Witches in Shakespeare’s Macbeth? MADISON
40. What Lost star played Mercutio in Baz Luhrmann’s 1996 Romeo and Juliet? IONO THAT WAS THE BROOKLYN I WAS TALMBOUT. DID NOT WATCH. SAW, BUT DID NOT WATCH.
Round 9
Wild Card
41. What Major Leaguer recently became the 47th to hit 400 home runs? A-ROD.
42. Who wrote the stories The Body, Rita Hayworth and The Shawshank Redemption and The Running Man? STEVEN KING
43. How many wild cards (including Wild Draw Four) are there in a standard Uno deck? IONO
44. What can you deduce from the following statements: A) All babies are illogical B) Nobody who is despised who can manage a crocodile C) Illogical persons are despised MOTHERFUCK STEVE IRWIN
45. What was the fictional name of the Vermont inn that was featured in the TV sitcom Newhart? OH SHIT IONO
Round 10
Current Events
46. What series won the 2010 Emmy Award for Best Drama? PROBABLY MAD MEN
47. Intel recently said it would buy what security software company for $7.7 billion? IONO MCAFEE
48. What former President was recently involved in the freeing of the American, Aijalon Mahli Gomes, from North Korea? IONO CLINTON COMMA BILL
49. Though he normally rarely leaves North Korea, Kim Jong Il recently made his second trip in four months to what country? IONO CHINA
50. Chippy D recently starred in the porno film Phatty’s Rhymes and Dimes 14 with Brian Pumper. Who is Chippy D’s father? GOTTA BE LARRY FISHBURNE
Round 11
Constitutional Amendments
51. Which amendment to the US Constitution ends in the phrase “shall not be infringed?” ONE
52. How many amendments make up the Bill of Rights? TEN
53. 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, or 1990s: in what decade was the last amendment to the Constitution passed? UH 70S
54. The seventeenth amendment establishes the direct election by the people of what office? PEOPLE’S CHAMP
55. According to the 22nd amendment, what is the maximum amount of years a person is allowed to serve as President of the United States? EIGHT I GUESS
Round 12
Duets
56. And nobody told us
Cause nobody showed us
And now it’s up to us baby
I Think we can make it
So don’t misunderstand me
You put the light in my life
Oh you put the sparks to the flame
I’ve got your heart in my sights
THAT SEEMS CRAPPY
57. Michael, We’re Not Going To Fight About This, Okay
Paul, I Think I Told You, I’m A Lover Not A Fighter
I’ve Heard It All Before, Michael
She Told Me That I’m Her Forever Lover, You Know, Don’t You Remember
Well, After Loving Me, She Said She Couldn’t Love Another
FUCK THAT
58. My mother will start to worry
Beautiful, what’s your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor
Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I’d better scurry
Beautiful, please don’t hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more
Put some music on while I pour
THE FUCK?
59. But that won’t happen to us, and we got no doubt
Too deep in love, and we got no way out
and the message is clear, this could be the year for the real thing
No more will you cry
baby i will hurt you never
we start and end as one
in love forever
We can ride it together, uh huh
Makin’ love with each other, uh huh
DUETS MUST ALL SUCK
60. Some hang on to used to be
Live there life looking behind
All we have is here and now
All our lives out there to find
The road is long and there are mountains in my way
But we climb the stairs everyday
OZZY AND LITA?
I THINK I’M GOING TO QUIT DOING THESE.
For the record, ‘winningest’ is not a real word. Fuckin’ septics making shit up. No, just, NO.
You never call anymore.