What the Shit?

What is this thing Nico is wearing and where do I get one?

Imagine it, me just strutting down the street, enough swagger to make that head piece ka-lang-a-lang, looking like the love child of Sweetums and Marjory, the trash heap, and all the lades on the avenue would be like “Yo.”

But I’d just keep on bopping, I’m on my way to the liquor store.

NAXT!

SIA is on! So I guess 2011 is already over and 2012′s shelf life is limited. Early reports look good on the Capita front:

This is like the 5th year in a row they haven’t put out the sexiest board around. It’s cool, you can admit you got a little partial boner looking at those sketch-titties. (pee ess–I took this pic from that dude over on Totally FK’n Awesome.)

Other brands to watch:

  • Volcom
  • Yes
  • Bataleon

Also, Burrito is claiming Airblaster looks good. But as our good friend CLK reminds us, “Those clothes look like they are made for people who eat right and exercise regularly.”

Now forget everyone else and suck down some free beers.

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6 Responses to “What the Shit?”

  1. TTG says:

    Nice Fraggle Rock reference! Has there ever been any Fraggle Rock graphics?

  2. rumorator says:

    I think Henson Co. keeps those muthafuckers on a pretty tight licensing leash. But I could be all wrong too. The new Muppet movie will kill it.

    You heard it here first!

  3. TTG says:

    I’d rock a deck with that big-lipped Janice chick on it. That bitch could slay on the guitar AND was hot!

  4. rumorator says:

    ELECTRIC MAYHEM, MUTHAFUCKER!

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