Word around town is that this is really, finally, no fucking lies, SNOWAPALOOZA! For the next few days, if you can bear the cold, it’s time to break out those Charlie Slashers, the Party Sharks, the Lolos, the Fishes.
I would tell you to break out your Notch, but no one buys Rome decks anymore.
Shit, I’ve seen more Hooger Boogers than Romes this season.
Word around town is that The Dirtbag Crew is gonna be slaying urban rails.
Forget it gents. File under highly unlikely. All those rails is gonna be buried. That’s what this blizzard is dumping on us. Sell your marlboros and car insurance. The elderly are gonna be fucked.
Word around town is that Jesus built this rapper: