The State of Snowboarding: vol 17 and some other stuff

By this point I’m just writing off the complete 2010-2011 season. Crap all the way around. But then again there are some highlights. For example, Snowboarder Mag decided that the Miss Mountain High 2011 was enough of an event to throw up some pictures. And we get images like this:

For anyone who has ever wondered exactly what the term “snowboard cute” means, I beg you take a look at these  photos again. I gotta be honest,  at no point while I flipping through the photos from the event did my pants fit funny. I don’t even know what the reasoning for this event is, except that it’s SoCal.

Okay I get it, many places have spring bikini rides, but that is funny because of the the irony of it. You’d think the hipster crowd would eat that shit up. This is just brutal. Look at pic #1. That line up is like the Usual Suspects movie poster.  Pic #2 Notice this girl is tossing up the horns, because nothing is more metal than winning a bikini concert in a mountain resort. Eddie the Head is so pist right now.

And then there is pic #3. Say whatever you want about the snowboard cute aspect here, but the parts of this pic that I find most amazing are in the crowd.

The dudes in circle A are the reason I never joined a fraternity or hang out at the Hi-Hat. As for the dude in circle B, he’s legit. Notice the Apron? He’s probably working his ass off just to ride Mtn. High. You see that face? He’s about two seconds away from just losing it all over the crowd. He knows snowboard cute bikinis are funny on slopes and never belong on a stage.

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4 Responses to “The State of Snowboarding: vol 17 and some other stuff”

  1. Steph says:

    I don’t even know what to say about this.

  2. rumorator says:

    There is nothing to say. Snowboarding at it’s finest!

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