Whoa, it’s mega catch-up time. I should have written this yesterday but I was detained by the TSA. I figured since Osama was taken out of the equation it would be totally cool for me to fly with a 5 gallon bucket of paint thinner.
I was wrong.
Which leads me to item number one: If we are now in a heightened state of a terrorism warning, weren’t we better off with this boogey man alive. I’m not saying that the dude deserved to have a happy life with a harem of middle eastern whores taking care of him. But what did we gain by assassinating him? We’re still burdened with the Patriot Act, the TSA, and the legacy of two Bush-Cheney terms.
Then we also got deal with crowds of people out in the street chanting “USA USA!” Consider this: If anyone of those crowds would have had Bin Laden’s body, what would have the scene looked like? Would the people be body passing the corpse, ripping the clothes off and waiting for him to land on the ground so they could spit and piss all over it? That seems way too much like what has been done to the bodies of American soldiers by the crowds in the countries our military is occupying. We are trained to believe the people of the middle east are savages and we need to make their lives better. But it seems the only difference is our crowds are lacking a corpse to desecrate.
I keep thinking that people are better than this, but humanity keeps letting me down.
Part 2: New tunes
C’mon, the band’s name is Father You See Queen. I can get down with this.
In other music notes. The new Beastie Boys album is out today. You should probably all get it. If for no other reason than it’s the Beastie Boys. Go get it now.
I was up in the northland this weekend because my friends EDK and Hinx were running a marathon. So much respect to them. In all honesty I watched the crowd of 1800 take off and never once saw them. I also had to duck out before they finished. What I did see was people who could barely walk, crossing a finish line. Including one dude who had to squat down and walk across the finish backwards. Why would people do that to themselves? Weirdos.
I saw their kids too. Rad kids for sure.
I also ingested two of the worst cappuccinos ever. It seems people from the norf don’t know how to pull espresso shots.
I also gave a dollar to this Riverwest looking broad:
All she told me was, “You’re fucked.” At least when the Chinese tell me that, I get a cookie to chomp on.
Fuck a roof rack:
I’m going to let you decide what caption to give this nest image, but I’m giving three examples to get you started:
Part 4: Snowboarding
I thought for sure Volcom being sold to the parent company of Gucci was going to be the biggest news in snowboarding yesterday. Then I saw this:
Fuck. Good god.
I’m pretty sure the pants shown at 3:58 are what Keylo wears to summer shows at Alpine.
Speaking of Keylo, check out the new shirts the boys just put out.
They actually put out a whole new spring line-up, I just happen to like this one the most. Check ‘em out and order ‘em up here