Yo, Rumorator, have you been out biking lately.
Umm, nope. Um, nope. It’s raining like a beast around here. Trails closed all over the place. I keep thinking it will get better, but, umm, nope.
But I still have a bike. I ride it when the weather is agreeable.
And at least my bike doesn’t look like this:
Look at that thing. Skinny tires, no suspension, dual water bottle cages. Fuck that thing.
More on that bike later.
Did you see this?
OH! Look at that. We’ve got T-Hags front and center. Okay maybe not front and center, but he’s certainly got the male lead in this video.
That video is like a commercial for laundry detergent. So bright.
You see this thing?
That’s full of worms and newspaper shreds.
Fucking at-home composting. Getting gritty.