Yo, Rumorator, have you been out biking lately.
Umm, nope. Um, nope. It’s raining like a beast around here. Trails closed all over the place. I keep thinking it will get better, but, umm, nope.
But I still have a bike. I ride it when the weather is agreeable.
And at least my bike doesn’t look like this:
Look at that thing. Skinny tires, no suspension, dual water bottle cages. Fuck that thing.
More on that bike later.
Moving on:
Did you see this?
OH! Look at that. We’ve got T-Hags front and center. Okay maybe not front and center, but he’s certainly got the male lead in this video.
That video is like a commercial for laundry detergent. So bright.
Plus we had JV showing up on NPR and the Colbert Report this week. Not a bad run for the kid.
What else?
You see this thing?
That’s full of worms and newspaper shreds.
Fucking at-home composting. Getting gritty.
Tags: Bike!, Bon Iver, Composting, worms
Yobeat sticker on a mountain bike? That breaks the sticker rules, son.
van dessel story: needed
Nope. If the rules still applied, you could only put Yobeat stickers on your computer. But since the internets are omnipotent, it’s totally fair played.
Van Dessel story coming. Believe me, it’s not good.
I rode for two hours non-stop after work on Tuesday. Well, I stopped a couple of times to ride into bushes and fall over, but you know what I’m talmbout holmz comeonsrsly. Getting my endurance back, I’m up to 55% bike skyllz. Respeck.
As far as rain: get a fuckin fender wtf.
My apartment building just got a giant yard waste bin. I guess we’re supposed to put egg shells and celery in the thing. I can’t be bothered.
Carry on.