2012-44: Enetz Olden Days

If you’re like me, and I don’t think many of you are, you’ve been on thesenetz for a long ass time. And you’ve probably rolled through a few different email addresses? Shit, I think the only thing that has changed more in the past 15 years has been my physical address. That is just part of being on the run from the law. My only crimes: Crushing dreams and breaking hearts.

But, I’ve tried to remember some of my finer email addresses.  Today I’m gonna give you some of my faves:

• jizmak_junior@hotmail.com
• Bowiefan69@yahoo.com
• greg@lowcountrystuds.com
• gmail@msn.com
• info@altavista.net (So much junk mail. I also passed on so much misleading information from this one)
• at-at@mac.com
• lionkingfan96@nambla.org
• jon54@aol.com (Still use this one when i have to sign up for some enetz crap)
• straitAs@goddard.edu (Classic Goddard!)
• 4700@wisc.edu
• arielsBF@next.co.uk (no really, I was dating a mamajama named Ariel)
• fuckyoupayme@beenz.com
• thisonlyworksifyoutypethisshitincooperblack@cnet.net

I don’t know which of these are still up and running. Feel free shoot a message to any of them, but know that I’m not checking them. I threw those keys out long ago.

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4 Responses to “2012-44: Enetz Olden Days”

  1. LV says:

    Circa 1995 I had lorene@aol.com

  2. goosefeather says:

    jon54@aol.com – pretty sure this dude has his fair share of Nigerian inheritances to follow through with.

  3. a says:

    tincantommy@hotmail.com, and my first initial/last name @u.washington.edu. Those are my hottest, besides my current favoritemountain@gmail.com.

    But none are even close to gmail@msn.com.

    WI-TEN’N'HUG BRO. HOLY_SCHITT.

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