I’m writing this shit in Futura, we’ll see how it turns out on the bloggosmos.
Guys, we got some shit coming up: We got that Aesop Rock show on the 27^th. You going? Yup. How could you not? Honestly. How many times have you listened to Ruby ’81 without breathing at this point? 30? 100? Derecha de quieres?

But the really good news is the A/C in my current joint has been fixed. I had to bust out during the replacement process, so I told the installamaniacs to set it and forget it at 70. They did. I chilled. I don’t go to 68, because that is just ecological gluttony, right?

Do you know how nice it is to drink until you fall asleep because you want to, not because it’s the only option you have in the heat? Panadería para que.

In other news:

Moving into the new shack in 8 days. I cannot wait. Funny thing is I was awoken by the sound of rain yesterday morning. And my first thought was, “Holy fuck, it’s raining. It hasn’t rained since April.” Then my next thought was “Now I’m going to have to mow that fucking lawn.”

Claro que si. You win some you lose some. Nabos en la mañana, you know.

I’m tempted to flip this blog into a look-what-I’m-doing-with-my-joint machine.  Of course everyday will just be “I hired contractors to…” then pics of them working as I drink booze and flip though a copy of the New Yorker on my couch.

Actually I’m kinda feeling that approach.

In other news:

Milwaukee’s Hardest Trivia is taking another run at being Madison’s Hardest Trivia. This time we’ll be at The Glass Nickel fucking with brains. Get ready to eat some shit up Madison, because it all starts September 6^th.

In other news:

You’ll probably want to see this:

But don’t confuse it with this:

Then again, don’t confuse it with this either:

In other news:

Heading to the norf for some Wet Hot American Summer-style action. If I have any sort of mobile reception, you can follow along on the tweets and instagramps. Manténgase en sintonía con mi pene.

In other news:

Pretty much can’t enough freecabinporn.com

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