2012-80: Femine Theorizing

Two videos caught my eye today. I will share them with you.

T∞ H▲RD teaser from danyale patterson on Vimeo.

This shit is YOBEAT exclusive, so I only have the trailer. But please take the time to watch the whole flick HERE.

The other is a trailer? An advertisement? A down payment at the spank bank? from Reef.

Dang, guys. Did you see those pelicans? Those seals? This is some NatGeo territory right here. I don’t even know what Reef makes anymore. There must be a few missing links from The Haakon Boot to this.

There we have it, two roles of women in action sports. Too Hard is fucking packed full of shit that snowboarding is supposed to be all about. Stomping stompers, smiles and fucking off with friends, people getting busted up and heaps of rad graphixxx. The Reef video has boobs/asses/faces and pelicans.

You’re probably going to want to stop reading right here.

But the truth remains that the trickery laid down isn’t as gnarly as dude vids. Thus we have the issue of bros talking shit non-stop in the comments section. The riders in Too Hard go way harder than I do. I’m a baby about 8 stitches in my shin. Fancy Rutherford broke her arm in six places and got a million stitches, for a trick that, had it been landed, would have gathered minimal attention because some dude would have spun out of it.

Then you have Desiree Melacon and Marie Hucal in there. Fuck it if you don’t like their riding. Both are really good and Marie is one of the most entertaining people I’ve ever hanged out with for 30 minutes. Rad on the board, rad off the board. Seems like the kind of people you’d want to have around to ride with. Crap on the pace of women’s riding all you want,  but it seems like those behind these kind of films are having the time of their lives.

In a way, it’s almost closer to the core of capital S snowboarding. A group of people going out, doing some good riding, having a great time. Total lack of Red Bull double chopper shots, but a lot of happy people and even a few of those “Oh shit. I landed it” faces. It’s less about action sports and way more about snowboarding. I’m cool with that.

Now on to that Reef video? Don’t forget to look at those asses. I’m never going to be the guy to turn down looking at some boobs/asses/faces, but I have to wonder what any of these models connection is to surfing/action sports.  The surf/skate/snow world is such a closed community, and I think that is part of the appeal. It’s part of what makes these communities great. But there seems to be free entrance to anyone with an ass and sweet juggs. Yet, if any board company put up an ad featuring Channing Tatum, or any professional male model,  the people would flip the fuck out. I guess it’s only reflective of the environment.

This scene isn’t going to change over night, but in time I hope it does. Until then, I guess we get by, flipping back and forth between Too Hard and the Reef video.

 

 

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3 Responses to “2012-80: Femine Theorizing”

  1. A says:

    I AM IN THE FASHION INDUSTRY SO LISTEN UP:

    IN ORDER OF STINKINESS, FROM LEAST TO MOST STINKY:

    SMOKING DRINKING GROSS SNOWBOARD BAIL CHICKS,
    SEA LIONS/SEALS WHATEVER THOSE ANIMALS ARE,
    MODELS.

    AND THAT’S MY WORD.

    I’VE SMELLED MY SNOWBOARD BOOTS.
    I’VE BEEN TO THE SEA LION CAVES.
    I’M AROUND MODELS ALL DAY.

    AND THAT’S COLD FACT HOLMZ.

    NOT SURE WHAT ELSE TO SAY.

    THE BAILS IN THAT VID WERE ENOUGH FOR ME TO WATCH THE WHOLE THING YESTERDAY.

  2. A says:

    SUCH A STINKY POAST.

  3. A says:

    HEAVIEST BAILS I’VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME IN THAT VID TOO. SACKS OF ROCKS SLAMMING INTO WALLS. I LOVED IT. FULL BORE WITH BARELY A PRAYER. WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS?

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