Sometimes it amazes me that it takes so long for lunatics to get caught. Por ejemplo, yesterday I was internetting about when I stumbled on this dude looking back at me from the BBC home page:

MOTHERFUCK! certainly someone had to see that dude before and think, “yo, that dude is crazy.” Now I’m not a big fan of Tom Cruise, nor do I condone Minority Report-ing people but c’mon, sometimes you just know. When he went to go buy his guns-n-ammo the guy behind the counter should have immediately called the police and said, “Yo, this dude is crazy. He kind of looks like the type that snap off a few shots at a grocery store. Straight up lunatic. Nelly style. Batter up!”

But this is not the first time we’ve seen this, especially from the BBC. Remember when this cat was staring back at you?

Look at that guy. A man who looks like that only does 2 things in life. Drinks some beer and locks his own daughter in secret room below his house where he rapes her and fathers his own grandchildren. And it seems like he was already out of beer. Foolish dude at the hardware store was like “Oh, Joseph what are you building today.” and Daddy Gramps was like “Just adding on the the secret room under my house where I keep my daughter and the kids I’ve fathered with her.” And the hardware store dude slapped him a hoch funf.

Look at the dude. Creeper McGreeper. Even his facebook relationship status was “married to my wife and in a an open relationship with my daughter.” His favorite movie was listed as, “I don’t watch movies, but I really like what Roman Polanski has done.” The guy never saw Chinatown because he is Chinatown.

Moral of the blog: Those dudes at the Hardware store know how to keep a secret.