Archive for the ‘Flashion’ Category

I’m going to spend my Wednesday dwelling on these things.

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Also it seems that some of you out there are not too stoked on L. Hadar, so I’m going to give you this gem from today’s Satorialist.

Sounds like a gang to me

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

Dior Homme will continue to be the suit of choice until further notice.

Yeezy hath decreed.

Not a big deal, but I heard JV fucking ran his ass in some ball.

“Your ball, Yeez.”

That shit has me laughing.

F-F-Friday

Friday, June 11th, 2010

Before we all get started with World Cup fever we’ve got a few things to address.

1. We seem to have some trouble here:

My spanish has grown weak over the years, so I’m unsure of what this is all about. I could ask Larsma what this means, but her translations skills are sketch. This is how that would go down.

RvR: Yo Lars, what does this website say?
Larsma: In 1780, King Kalaniopuu, ruler of Hawaii Island, named Kiwalao, his son, as his heir and successor and Kamehameha, his nephew, as custodian of Kukailimoku (the god of war). Kamehameha, who had great ambitions, fought Kiwalao for control of the land and people. Kiwalao was slain, making Kamehameha king of Hawaii Island. Kamehameha then conquered the islands of Maui, Lānai, Molokai, and then Oahu, another center of power. His last and greatest battle on the island of Oahu occurred in 1795. With Oahu under his domain, the king of the islands of Kauai and Niihau acquiesced to King Kamehameha’s sovereignty. As king of the Hawaiian Islands, King Kamehameha ruled his kingdom from Oahu, the gathering place until several years before his death, when he moved his court back to Kailua, Kona on the island of Hawaii.
RvR: ¡Cuerpo de Cristo!

So that’s pretty much not an option. If you want to check out this faux-rumorator blog for yourself it’s right here.

2. Half way home and my pager’s still blowing up. Or, halfway-home and my pager’s still blowing up.

Get with this:

Kid Cut Up-A Good Day Under the Bridge from Alphabang on Vimeo.

Fuck, I still want a car with hydraulics.

3. Where was this when I was 13 and staying home sick from school:

Mormon tips for overcoming masturbation.

Tips #7 and #9 are great:

7. Never look at pornography on the internet or elsewhere. Never read about your problem (even on sites claiming to be “educational”). Keep it out of mind. Remember — “First a thought, then an act.” The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.

9. Pray. But when you pray, don’t pray about this problem, for that will tend to keep it in your mind more than ever. Pray for faith, pray for understanding of the Scriptures, pray for members of your family who need help. Pray for your friends, BUT KEEP THE PROBLEM OUT OF YOUR MIND BY NOT MENTIONING IT EVEN IN YOUR PRAYERS. KEEP IT OUT of your mind! The attitude of a person toward his problem has an affect on how easy it is to overcome. It is essential that a firm commitment be made to control the habit. As a person understands his reasons for the behavior, and is sensitive to the conditions or situations that may trigger a desire for the act, he develops the power to control it.

But really #3 is best:

3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don’t suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.

I’m pretty sure they’re talking about the double dutch rudder.

#4 Whoa:

camelflage

Thanks to T-12 for that one.

5. Conundrum:

Are we pulling for England or the Yanks tomorrow?

Enjoy the weekend and all the matches.

WednesdayTF?

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

1. I broke my own rule about letting the bloggins go for four days without an update. This does not make me happy, but I had a guest in from out of town.

2. Somehow Glee is still on tv. But it seems to have forgotten that it’s a damn musical, and that it cannot take itself seriously. This is how things go to shit. Shelf that crap next to Cop Rock. In related news: WTF Lost? A rerun?

3. Looks like somebody had the old “Milwaukee Breakfast”:

4. Maybe you missed my unemployment tips? If you did, they’re over at Yobeat.com for your reading pleasure.

5. I’ve got to email a girl about a cork fedora, which might be like seeing a man about a dog.

6. I got this letter from the New Yorker yesterday:

What’s funny is that my subscription doesn’t run out until August of 2011, and I pay nothing near that price. But I called into to make sure I was still on the cheap reads lists and I’m all good. Sarah a the subscription office was a peach. I’m now subscribed through August of 2016. (I have included the ruler for scale.)

7. I’m back into Murakami.

8. I guess this is real. Some people should have their lives revoked. You’ll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans who come over here
with their big hairdos intent on taking our money instead of giving your cash, where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself.

I Think We Have a Shaun White Issue

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

*This entire post was made possible by Jeff over at Ocupop and by the number 12.

I don’t even know where to begin with this one. I mean, for real, this is troubling. I’m not seeing one Burton, target, HP, Red Bull or Oakley logo on him. His handlers must be pist!

I can only assume Mr. Blanco is coming directly from some sort of Thai ceremony where he played the role of Davy Crockett. That shirt is just blowing my mind right now. I really want it to be held together with safety pins in the back. Or may just shredded fabric. And that racoon tail. I’ve seen dudes on bikes try to rock that shit in Riverwest and they always give up after a few days. Even the shitbag/scenesters are like “you just went too far Fess Parker.”

Man, we’ve seen akshin sport styles go this way before. Gator? And what did he do? Oh yeah, he killed his girlfriend and dumped her body in the desert. This only lends credibility to my prediction as to how we can make snowboarding cool again. Check #9 it’s in there.

Ah Shit.

And where is Senor Blanco off to? To see the prez of course. Can you imagine Brobama and Blanco getting together. The ego in that room is going to be mega. They’re going to have to measure ‘em for sure.

This is how it’s going to go down.

Obama: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf’ be messin’ mah old lady… got to be runnin’ cold upside down his head, you know?
Blanco: Hey home’, I can dig it. Know ain’t gonna lay no mo’ big rap up on you, man!
Obama: I say hey, sky… subba say I wan’ see…
Blanco: Uh-huh.
Obama: …pray to J I did the same ol’ same ol’!
Blanco: Hey… knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in’, man!
Obama: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak ‘em…
Both in unison:…leg ‘er down a smack ‘em yak ‘em!
Obama: COL’ got to be! Y’know? Shiiiiit.

True facts. Though really I could have written this whole thing in WindDings 3,  as I imagine these two wont be speaking about anything of importance.

Meanwhile, over on Sean’s Facebook page we have this mess:

Man, white folks is angry.

Follow-up: This might be part of Burton’s elaborate “Keep Snowboarding Rich and White Campaign.”

A Brief History of My Denim

Monday, April 19th, 2010

First off, there is a difference between jeans and denims. Jeans are jeans. They used to all be denims but then it went down hill and now jeans tend to be pretty light-weight and tend to come pre-washed, -faded, -busted and generally bland. Then there is denim, the kind of pants that feel like cardboard when you buy them. They’re going to break-in to fit your body and as they fade out, they are fading where you wear them.

Denims are an investment of time and money. You’re going to break them in by wearing them everyday. Biking in them, sleeping in them, and just getting them used to the way you live. It’s recommended that you go at least six months before you wash them, just so you have them perfect before they they get beat-up by the agitator.

Here’s a few examples from my denim collection:

Nudie Regular Ralf Dry Selvage

I bought these bad boys on 6-10-06, since then they’ve become my favorite pants. The 34-34 sizing sits low enough to be acceptable just about anywhere and the fading looks better than any store -ought hackory fades.

When I bought these at Context in Madison. In the care guide they had a warning about dry-crocking, so the the Ghost of Karl Sheerar wouldn’t let me sit on his white leather couches. To my knowledge they never really bled onto anything other than my skin after wearing them through a rainstorm. I wanted the rcommended 6 months before washing them and finally handwashed them in a bucket of ice water. Perhaps that was a bit of overkill.

The original weight of them was 14-oz and after four washings in as many years they still carry more weight than typical department store jeans. I’ve had the crotch repaired on them twice and they will be going for a third, as you can see by the picture, but they are still my favorite pair to roll around the town in. The bottom hems are getting a little haggard by this point. The next pair of denims will probably be a replacement to these. FYI Aspiring denim dorks: Nudie has since changed the Regular Ralf to the Regular Alf. And I’m looking to move into something like Atelier LaDurance Roystons. If only I could find a stateside retailer.

Nudie Regular Ralf

Three years ago I was still going strong in my RRDS. I had no intentions of grabbing new denims, but I came across these on a clearance rack and scooped them up. These aren’t dry selvage, which is immediately apparent by the lack of fading. The crotch, ankles and fabric behind the knee certainly have whiskering happening, but the color is certainly not as alive in these. They are also a tighter pant. The 33×34 cut hasn’t streched as much in the knee and thigh giving them a slimmer silhouette. The rivets on the both front pockets have bent and again made these pants unacceptable for the furniture at The Ghost’s place. He’s afraid I’ll fall asleep and shred his leather with too quick of hip movement. I guess that’s a fair assessment.

The material on these pants has also held up very well over the past three years. That could be due to  a variety of reason—they don’t get worn as a often as the the RRDS, they have only been washed once. and fiber is probably tighter (which accounts for the lack of mobility as well). I’m pretty sure these we 12- or 13-oz denim and have held a ton of weight. What I’ve come to like about these pants is how the still look relatively new until closer inspection. The slimmer silhouette also allows you to wear these with any kind of shoe, boot or sneaker. That’s pretty huge as shoes can’t really decide if they are going to be wide or narrow or what and stick to it.  Shoes are dumb.

Agave Golden State

I’ve really got mixed emotions on these pants. I’ve been running them for about 3 years as well, but at the 6-month mark there was a horrible accident involving some olive oil on the left leg. I washed them 3-4 times hoping it would lift out but to no avail. So there is a certain amount of discoloration and the shin of the left leg is significantly stiffer.

They are pretty much the loosest fitting pants I own. I can load up all the pockets and still walk around without feeling everything. For that reason they’ve pretty much become my knock around pants. They go to the smokiest of bars, on river clean-ups, events when I’m going to be standing and squatting in snow all day.

They are also the lightest pants I own. I’m not sure of the denim weight on them but they are light. In turn they wore really fast. You can see that on the front knees and thigh especially. This lightweight denim doesn’t allow for a strong whiskering to set in or the crunching at the ankle and behind the knee. It’s also nearly impossible to hold a cuff on these rigs, so the heels are trashed.  They came to me as a size 33×34 but have since stretched to what feels like a 40-inch waist. The resulting slouch is doing nothing to prolong the life the of those heel hems. They are comfy pants for doing crap jobs, but they certainly don’t hold the look like my nudies have and instead of getting better with age they have just aged.

APC New Standard

The New Standard is an interesting pant. It’s a raw selvage, but it’s lighter-weight and it’s doesn’t claim a high-brow origin. These bad boys get made in Macau. In turn you’re paying about $125 less for them. The ones I have on the right are approaching 2 years old and have never been washed. I keep thinking I’m going to get around to it but haven’t. My plan is to go with a cold wash and wear them until dry.

You really can’t get much more minimalist than these pants. No patch, no back pocket flourishes, just the brand on the top button and a safety pin that I have long since lost. You’re pretty much relying on the cut of the pant to do the work for you here and it does work. These are kind of the counterpart to my RRDS. If I don’t want any fade, or chewed up hems I’ll wear these.

Another thing APC has going on is their pants are the same for men or women. Just get the ones that fit you. I’m also kicking myself for not grabbing the APC xSupreme Fuck’em collabs that came out last year. There I was standing in Supreme, about to get hooked up on some stickers, just staring at the collabs. They were a 33 waist too. They should have been mine.

Still kind of regretting not copping those.

Well that’s my denim day blog. Get ready to get smoked the fuck out for tomorrow.

Get Sprung

Monday, April 12th, 2010

Ahhh it seems Spring has returned. Again. And with that returns Schlitz Trivia at the Red Dot. Of course that means the super team is back together.

About a year ago I compiled a team of the world’s deadliest assassins most average dorks—@keith_lipski, @the_boss_of_you, @larsma and @gmachotka— for a trivia team with unmatched trivial knowledge. I was like the Malcolm McLaren of pub trivia teams. Chances are Greg Machotka will be the Sid Vicious. Of course we dominated. This year we are back to defend our title. It all begins tonight. Now we only need to come up with a solid name.

Here are some options for tonight:

  • She Swore It Was Razor Burn.
  • So Then the Black Dude Dragging a Pick Yells “We ain’t found shit.”
  • Ex-girlfriend Crazy or Like Navajo Blanket Crazy.
  • The Aldo Leopold National Deforestation Area.
  • Like You Never Smoked Weed Out of a Sunkist Can?
  • The Women of Brewster Place.
  • Pooh’s Honey Stash.
  • My Porno Name is Comstock Load.
  • I Like the Way Lot’s Wife Shakes.
  • This Kind of Filth Doesn’t Just Wash Off.

In other news:

If you’re a denim head you’re probably well aware of Context, the denim store in Madison, WI. Well it seem like those dudes Sam, Ben and Ryan laced up a pretty slick collab. Nudie Jeans Regular Alf + Context. I understand not everyone is into denims, but if you are these are a great piece to have. I’m on one pair of RRDS pushing 4 years, and they are my go-to pants. You’ll never regret these jeans Besides look at this hang tag:

There are only like 4 things radder than that.

Get above the grit.