While we sit around and wait for Keef to wrap up this video edit I’ll drop a few teasers on you:
This is how poor people play.
The hype is growing around the Jussi vs Rumorator Table Tennis ’10 match of the friggin’ year. Saturday At SPiN Milwaukee. It will be huge.
I can only imagine that people are starting to place bets. Wagers are waged. It’s probably falling pretty heavily in my favor right now. I can understand that. But I think I really need to level the playing field, so I’ve compiled these stats:
Age: 31
Experience: Travels the world to snowboard. World Class Athlete.
Movie Parts: Optigrab, Afterbang, Follow Me Around, Bigga B videos, and countless other bangers.
Awards: 1998 Finnish Olympic team, 3 Air and Style Podiums, 4 Global Open Podiums, 4 World Snowboarding Championship Podiums. 3 X-games podiums.
Strengths: The dude is a professional athlete. Slays mountains, parks and everything else. Probably has amazing hand-eye coordination.
Weaknesses: He’s got a shaky knee.
Age: Fat
Experience: Went to Chicago once. Red Dot Trivia Host.
Movie parts: Un-credited extra in No God No Master (Unreleased).
Awards: 2nd Place Wisconsin Academic Decathlon–Economics.
Strengths: Rides a bike. Booze.
Weaknesses: Fear of Alligators.
Study up folks.
Sharks or Jets.
Hopscotch. Coming fresh Canadian Legal Alien Broder D.R.
Right now Mofaniel is thinking about giving the Finnsta up for adoption because he’ll never have what seems to be an M&M’s nascar jacket with “Finnsta” printed on the back.
I can understand his disappointment.
But at least P-Nut is a proper friend and hooks his homies up with some tail of there own at the end.
First off, this dude passed away:
And if you didn’t know, he’s the same guy who brought us this:
I heard this bit on the radio this morning about how he went from punk rock to the writing for the New Yorker. In my impressively hanged-over mind I assumed he was a staff writer. I was shook. Even bigger than when I found out that vocal man from Bad Religion got his PhD from Cornell. Or that Milo went to college but then got his PhD in biochemistry from the UW Madison. That’s way radder than finding out Hosoi went to prison and out Jesussed.
Anyway, I was wrong so we can all go back to doing what we do on a Friday afternoon.
Like The New Yorker could find anyone more punk than Malcolm Gladwell or Seymour Hersh. C’mon.
It happened mid-sentence yesterday. I was writing a letter and it just faded away.
Much the way Grampa vR did. I was very young and we were playing in the garden. He had also just carved some fangs out an orange peel and was chasing me around. Then he just fell over. Next thing I remember was some family party on the shores of Lake Tahoe.
But back to the matter at hand. Pretty much the best pen in the world fizzled out on me yesterday. This was the pen that that took notes during the 2008 Vans’ Cup at Tahoe. This was the pen that I thiefed from the desk of Kyle with bad posture. It was still in the box, unused in those days. This is the pen that was used to draw a mustache on a picture of Sean Blanco. This is the pen that signed the slip for the rental suburban that I was stuck in for four hours while driving through Donner Pass.
But really it’s not often you get to use a good pen to the end. So often they get taken, lost, sent through the laundry. It’ s like finishing a tube of lip balm, or a notebook. In the end it’s sad to see it go, but eventually everything has to end. Now I’m on to a Uni-Ball Signo 0.7 in blue.
It was a good run. Just me and the Tul.
Godspeed old friend.
Visiting hours will be from 3-6pm today at the garbage can in my kitchen. After that I’m going to cover Tul with the stuffed peppers I’ve been meaning to throw out for a few days now.
Also: LINK
In other news
We slushboarded for exactly 6 runs the other day. Then almost grilled some meat and had a season-ender at Tyrol Basin. It was rather depressing. We did drink 24 for cans of Old Style though. That was pretty rad.
