Comments for The Shiitake Intercept http://rumorator.com Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:46:17 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 Comment on Shut Your Summer Mouth by pablosson http://rumorator.com/2010/09/shut-your-summer-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-1754 pablosson Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:46:17 +0000 http://rumorator.com/?p=734#comment-1754 probably the best summary of the day....ever! probably the best summary of the day….ever!

]]> Comment on Shut Your Summer Mouth by a-man http://rumorator.com/2010/09/shut-your-summer-mouth/comment-page-1/#comment-1753 a-man Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:42:09 +0000 http://rumorator.com/?p=734#comment-1753 Just checking in to say I'm not down with baseball. Looks like a decent enough time, though. Just checking in to say I’m not down with baseball.

Looks like a decent enough time, though.

]]> Comment on Trivia Leftovers from 8-30-10 by Randy Love http://rumorator.com/2010/09/trivia-leftovers-from-8-30-10/comment-page-1/#comment-1737 Randy Love Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:54:56 +0000 http://rumorator.com/?p=732#comment-1737 For the record, 'winningest' is not a real word. Fuckin' septics making shit up. No, just, NO. You never call anymore. For the record, ‘winningest’ is not a real word. Fuckin’ septics making shit up. No, just, NO.

You never call anymore.

]]> Comment on File under: Things not really needed by Chantha http://rumorator.com/2010/08/file-under-things-not-really-needed/comment-page-1/#comment-1713 Chantha Sat, 04 Sep 2010 19:34:44 +0000 http://rumorator.com/?p=727#comment-1713 yo, how did this slip passed me? frames looks way too slow. i think i am going to try surfering for a few months. yo, how did this slip passed me? frames looks way too slow. i think i am going to try surfering for a few months.

]]> Comment on File under: Things not really needed by This Week in Snowboarding #16 http://rumorator.com/2010/08/file-under-things-not-really-needed/comment-page-1/#comment-1698 This Week in Snowboarding #16 Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:07:42 +0000 http://rumorator.com/?p=727#comment-1698 [...] no other bubbled chair lifts in the US? What I know is that they lack unlikely park features and don’t like slow motion. And on a different bombshell, this is how you make ice cream (if you own a car-sized ice cream [...] [...] no other bubbled chair lifts in the US? What I know is that they lack unlikely park features and don’t like slow motion. And on a different bombshell, this is how you make ice cream (if you own a car-sized ice cream [...]

]]> Comment on Trivia Leftovers from 8-30-10 by A.MAN http://rumorator.com/2010/09/trivia-leftovers-from-8-30-10/comment-page-1/#comment-1672 A.MAN Thu, 02 Sep 2010 06:58:48 +0000 http://rumorator.com/?p=732#comment-1672 Your Milwaukee Brewers 1. What Brewers player recently made news when he was held up at gunpoint in Milwaukee? BASEBALL IS FOR IDIOTS 2. After completing a sweep of the Pirates yesterday, by how many games do the Brewers trail the Cincinnati Reds in the NL Central? BASEBALL? 3. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of total games won? SRSLY? 4. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of winning percentage? KIDS HAVEN'T BEEN INTO BASEBALL FOREVER. 5. In 1980, the Brewers became the first team since the 1948-49 Red Sox to have back-to-back seasons of three hitters with at least 100 RBI. Name the men who did this for Milwaukee. HONESTLY. Round 2 They Might Be Giants 6.The name “They Might Be Giants” is derived from what novel, in which the main character mistakes windmills for evil giants? IONO. 7. In 2002 TMBG won a grammy for their song The Boss of Me which was the theme song to what TV show? MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE. WONDER YEARS RIPOFF NEARLY UNWATCHABLE I HATED THAT KID. 8. Which of the following in not a TMBG album Here Come the ABCs, Here Come the 123s, Flood, or The Statue Got Me High? ONE OF THE HERE COME'S, I'LL SAY HERE COME THE 123'S. 9. The TMBG song Istanbul (Not Constantinople) is set to the tune of what Irving Berlin classic? I FUCKIN REMEMBER THIS AND IT'S THAT PUTTIN ON THE RITZ. I KNEW SOME NERDS. 10. At one point TMBG recorded songs into what household device and encouraged fans to Dial-a-Song to hear their latest works WHAT ANSWERING MACHINE? Round 3 Ancient Conquerors 11. Venn Diagram GAY AND SHORT 12. What word meaning “conqueror” in Spanish and Portuguese, was applied widely to soldiers, explorers, and adventurers who brought much of the Americas under the control of Spain in the 15th to 19th century? CONQUISTADORES 13. Who first used the title “Tsar of all Russia?” VAN DAMME 14. Venn Diagram GAY SHORT AND FRENCH 15. What Mongolian conqueror was the first to conquer all of China and became a legend in Europe after welcoming Marco Polo? UH ATILA HUNSINGTON Round 4 Know Your Memes 16. From where was David returning when he popularized the question “Is this real life?” DENTIST 17. The following images from icanhascheezburger.com are all examples of what internet meme? THIS PICTURE MAKES NO SENSE 18. If you’ve just been “Rick Rolled” what song are you listening to? I DONT EVEN KNOW THE NAME 19. A variant of the Advice Dog meme, the following images represent what meme that challenges readers with deep, existential, Paleolithic questions? IONO 20. Who sang Chocolate Rain? TAY ZONDAY Round 5 Who Framed Roger Rabbit 21. Who portrayed Judge Doom? HAVEN'T SEEN 22. Whose murder forms the basis of the plot of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? JR? 23. What is the name of Bob Hoskins’ character? DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN THE LONG GOOD FRIDAY? 24. What is the name of the club where Jessica Rabbit performs? PUSSYPOPPERS. 25. What song does the singing sword perform when Bob Hoskins’ character pulls it from its box ALEJANDRO Round 6 WTF 26. Visual Question SCAPHOID 27. Visual Question HUBBA HIDEOUT 28. Visual Question GORDON GARTRELLE 29. Visual Question BOZUNG 30. Visual Question BUCKYBALL Round 7 Fictional Beasts 31. What is the name of Paul Bunyan’s blue ox? BABE 32. What creature, whose name means “goat sucker” has been allegedly attacking livestock throughout Latin America since first reported in Puerto Rico in 1995? CHUPACABRA 33. What creature, featuring the head of a bull on the body of a man, guarded the Cretan labyrinth? MINOTAUR 34. What mythic beast of Lycia had the body and head of a male lion, another head of a goat, and a tail that ended in a snake’s head? FUCKIN TOTAL BAD ASS 35. When inserted into the ear, this fictional creature’s nutrition processes converts sound waves into brain waves, neatly crossing the language divide between any species you should happen to meet whilst travelling in space. FUCKIN BABEL FISH I TRIED TO READ THAT SHIT AND COULDN'T GET PAST THE FIRST ONE. THEY'RE ALL SITTING HERE, UNREAD, DUE TO HOW MUCH THE DUDE LOVES HOW CLEVER HE IS. GARBAGE. Round 8 Shakespeare 36. Where was Romeo and Juliet set? BROOKLYN 37. What Shakespeare work features the characters Lysander, Hermia and Puck? REAL WORLD SAN FRANCISCO 38. At the age of 18 Billy Shakespeare married who? IONO 39. Who is the goddess of witchcraft and leader of the Three Witches in Shakespeare’s Macbeth? MADISON 40. What Lost star played Mercutio in Baz Luhrmann’s 1996 Romeo and Juliet? IONO THAT WAS THE BROOKLYN I WAS TALMBOUT. DID NOT WATCH. SAW, BUT DID NOT WATCH. Round 9 Wild Card 41. What Major Leaguer recently became the 47th to hit 400 home runs? A-ROD. 42. Who wrote the stories The Body, Rita Hayworth and The Shawshank Redemption and The Running Man? STEVEN KING 43. How many wild cards (including Wild Draw Four) are there in a standard Uno deck? IONO 44. What can you deduce from the following statements: A) All babies are illogical B) Nobody who is despised who can manage a crocodile C) Illogical persons are despised MOTHERFUCK STEVE IRWIN 45. What was the fictional name of the Vermont inn that was featured in the TV sitcom Newhart? OH SHIT IONO Round 10 Current Events 46. What series won the 2010 Emmy Award for Best Drama? PROBABLY MAD MEN 47. Intel recently said it would buy what security software company for $7.7 billion? IONO MCAFEE 48. What former President was recently involved in the freeing of the American, Aijalon Mahli Gomes, from North Korea? IONO CLINTON COMMA BILL 49. Though he normally rarely leaves North Korea, Kim Jong Il recently made his second trip in four months to what country? IONO CHINA 50. Chippy D recently starred in the porno film Phatty’s Rhymes and Dimes 14 with Brian Pumper. Who is Chippy D’s father? GOTTA BE LARRY FISHBURNE Round 11 Constitutional Amendments 51. Which amendment to the US Constitution ends in the phrase “shall not be infringed?” ONE 52. How many amendments make up the Bill of Rights? TEN 53. 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, or 1990s: in what decade was the last amendment to the Constitution passed? UH 70S 54. The seventeenth amendment establishes the direct election by the people of what office? PEOPLE'S CHAMP 55. According to the 22nd amendment, what is the maximum amount of years a person is allowed to serve as President of the United States? EIGHT I GUESS Round 12 Duets 56. And nobody told us Cause nobody showed us And now it’s up to us baby I Think we can make it So don’t misunderstand me You put the light in my life Oh you put the sparks to the flame I’ve got your heart in my sights THAT SEEMS CRAPPY 57. Michael, We’re Not Going To Fight About This, Okay Paul, I Think I Told You, I’m A Lover Not A Fighter I’ve Heard It All Before, Michael She Told Me That I’m Her Forever Lover, You Know, Don’t You Remember Well, After Loving Me, She Said She Couldn’t Love Another FUCK THAT 58. My mother will start to worry Beautiful, what’s your hurry My father will be pacing the floor Listen to the fireplace roar So really I’d better scurry Beautiful, please don’t hurry Well maybe just a half a drink more Put some music on while I pour THE FUCK? 59. But that won’t happen to us, and we got no doubt Too deep in love, and we got no way out and the message is clear, this could be the year for the real thing No more will you cry baby i will hurt you never we start and end as one in love forever We can ride it together, uh huh Makin’ love with each other, uh huh DUETS MUST ALL SUCK 60. Some hang on to used to be Live there life looking behind All we have is here and now All our lives out there to find The road is long and there are mountains in my way But we climb the stairs everyday OZZY AND LITA? I THINK I'M GOING TO QUIT DOING THESE. Your Milwaukee Brewers

1. What Brewers player recently made news when he was held up at gunpoint in Milwaukee? BASEBALL IS FOR IDIOTS
2. After completing a sweep of the Pirates yesterday, by how many games do the Brewers trail the Cincinnati Reds in the NL Central? BASEBALL?
3. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of total games won? SRSLY?
4. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of winning percentage? KIDS HAVEN’T BEEN INTO BASEBALL FOREVER.
5. In 1980, the Brewers became the first team since the 1948-49 Red Sox to have back-to-back seasons of three hitters with at least 100 RBI. Name the men who did this for Milwaukee. HONESTLY.

Round 2

They Might Be Giants

6.The name “They Might Be Giants” is derived from what novel, in which the main character mistakes windmills for evil giants? IONO.
7. In 2002 TMBG won a grammy for their song The Boss of Me which was the theme song to what TV show? MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE. WONDER YEARS RIPOFF NEARLY UNWATCHABLE I HATED THAT KID.
8. Which of the following in not a TMBG album Here Come the ABCs, Here Come the 123s, Flood, or The Statue Got Me High? ONE OF THE HERE COME’S, I’LL SAY HERE COME THE 123′S.
9. The TMBG song Istanbul (Not Constantinople) is set to the tune of what Irving Berlin classic? I FUCKIN REMEMBER THIS AND IT’S THAT PUTTIN ON THE RITZ. I KNEW SOME NERDS.
10. At one point TMBG recorded songs into what household device and encouraged fans to Dial-a-Song to hear their latest works WHAT ANSWERING MACHINE?

Round 3

Ancient Conquerors

11. Venn Diagram GAY AND SHORT
12. What word meaning “conqueror” in Spanish and Portuguese, was applied widely to soldiers, explorers, and adventurers who brought much of the Americas under the control of Spain in the 15th to 19th century? CONQUISTADORES
13. Who first used the title “Tsar of all Russia?” VAN DAMME
14. Venn Diagram GAY SHORT AND FRENCH
15. What Mongolian conqueror was the first to conquer all of China and became a legend in Europe after welcoming Marco Polo? UH ATILA HUNSINGTON

Round 4

Know Your Memes

16. From where was David returning when he popularized the question “Is this real life?” DENTIST
17. The following images from icanhascheezburger.com are all examples of what internet meme? THIS PICTURE MAKES NO SENSE
18. If you’ve just been “Rick Rolled” what song are you listening to? I DONT EVEN KNOW THE NAME
19. A variant of the Advice Dog meme, the following images represent what meme that challenges readers with deep, existential, Paleolithic questions? IONO
20. Who sang Chocolate Rain? TAY ZONDAY

Round 5

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

21. Who portrayed Judge Doom? HAVEN’T SEEN
22. Whose murder forms the basis of the plot of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? JR?
23. What is the name of Bob Hoskins’ character? DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN THE LONG GOOD FRIDAY?
24. What is the name of the club where Jessica Rabbit performs? PUSSYPOPPERS.
25. What song does the singing sword perform when Bob Hoskins’ character pulls it from its box ALEJANDRO

Round 6

WTF

26. Visual Question SCAPHOID
27. Visual Question HUBBA HIDEOUT
28. Visual Question GORDON GARTRELLE
29. Visual Question BOZUNG
30. Visual Question BUCKYBALL

Round 7

Fictional Beasts

31. What is the name of Paul Bunyan’s blue ox? BABE
32. What creature, whose name means “goat sucker” has been allegedly attacking livestock throughout Latin America since first reported in Puerto Rico in 1995? CHUPACABRA

33. What creature, featuring the head of a bull on the body of a man, guarded the Cretan labyrinth? MINOTAUR
34. What mythic beast of Lycia had the body and head of a male lion, another head of a goat, and a tail that ended in a snake’s head? FUCKIN TOTAL BAD ASS
35. When inserted into the ear, this fictional creature’s nutrition processes converts sound waves into brain waves, neatly crossing the language divide between any species you should happen to meet whilst travelling in space. FUCKIN BABEL FISH I TRIED TO READ THAT SHIT AND COULDN’T GET PAST THE FIRST ONE. THEY’RE ALL SITTING HERE, UNREAD, DUE TO HOW MUCH THE DUDE LOVES HOW CLEVER HE IS. GARBAGE.

Round 8

Shakespeare

36. Where was Romeo and Juliet set? BROOKLYN
37. What Shakespeare work features the characters Lysander, Hermia and Puck? REAL WORLD SAN FRANCISCO
38. At the age of 18 Billy Shakespeare married who? IONO
39. Who is the goddess of witchcraft and leader of the Three Witches in Shakespeare’s Macbeth? MADISON
40. What Lost star played Mercutio in Baz Luhrmann’s 1996 Romeo and Juliet? IONO THAT WAS THE BROOKLYN I WAS TALMBOUT. DID NOT WATCH. SAW, BUT DID NOT WATCH.

Round 9

Wild Card

41. What Major Leaguer recently became the 47th to hit 400 home runs? A-ROD.
42. Who wrote the stories The Body, Rita Hayworth and The Shawshank Redemption and The Running Man? STEVEN KING
43. How many wild cards (including Wild Draw Four) are there in a standard Uno deck? IONO
44. What can you deduce from the following statements: A) All babies are illogical B) Nobody who is despised who can manage a crocodile C) Illogical persons are despised MOTHERFUCK STEVE IRWIN
45. What was the fictional name of the Vermont inn that was featured in the TV sitcom Newhart? OH SHIT IONO

Round 10

Current Events

46. What series won the 2010 Emmy Award for Best Drama? PROBABLY MAD MEN
47. Intel recently said it would buy what security software company for $7.7 billion? IONO MCAFEE
48. What former President was recently involved in the freeing of the American, Aijalon Mahli Gomes, from North Korea? IONO CLINTON COMMA BILL
49. Though he normally rarely leaves North Korea, Kim Jong Il recently made his second trip in four months to what country? IONO CHINA
50. Chippy D recently starred in the porno film Phatty’s Rhymes and Dimes 14 with Brian Pumper. Who is Chippy D’s father? GOTTA BE LARRY FISHBURNE

Round 11

Constitutional Amendments

51. Which amendment to the US Constitution ends in the phrase “shall not be infringed?” ONE
52. How many amendments make up the Bill of Rights? TEN
53. 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, or 1990s: in what decade was the last amendment to the Constitution passed? UH 70S
54. The seventeenth amendment establishes the direct election by the people of what office? PEOPLE’S CHAMP
55. According to the 22nd amendment, what is the maximum amount of years a person is allowed to serve as President of the United States? EIGHT I GUESS

Round 12

Duets

56. And nobody told us
Cause nobody showed us
And now it’s up to us baby
I Think we can make it
So don’t misunderstand me
You put the light in my life
Oh you put the sparks to the flame
I’ve got your heart in my sights

THAT SEEMS CRAPPY

57. Michael, We’re Not Going To Fight About This, Okay
Paul, I Think I Told You, I’m A Lover Not A Fighter
I’ve Heard It All Before, Michael
She Told Me That I’m Her Forever Lover, You Know, Don’t You Remember
Well, After Loving Me, She Said She Couldn’t Love Another

FUCK THAT

58. My mother will start to worry
Beautiful, what’s your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor
Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I’d better scurry
Beautiful, please don’t hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more
Put some music on while I pour

THE FUCK?

59. But that won’t happen to us, and we got no doubt
Too deep in love, and we got no way out
and the message is clear, this could be the year for the real thing

No more will you cry
baby i will hurt you never

we start and end as one
in love forever
We can ride it together, uh huh
Makin’ love with each other, uh huh

DUETS MUST ALL SUCK

60. Some hang on to used to be
Live there life looking behind

All we have is here and now
All our lives out there to find

The road is long and there are mountains in my way
But we climb the stairs everyday

OZZY AND LITA?

I THINK I’M GOING TO QUIT DOING THESE.

]]> Comment on Trivia Leftovers from 8-30-10 by chantha http://rumorator.com/2010/09/trivia-leftovers-from-8-30-10/comment-page-1/#comment-1661 chantha Wed, 01 Sep 2010 23:48:03 +0000 http://rumorator.com/?p=732#comment-1661 ***RUNNER UP AGAIN*** Play Along at Home. Round 1 Your Milwaukee Brewers 1. What Brewers player recently made news when he was held up at gunpoint in Milwaukee? WOW! 2. After completing a sweep of the Pirates yesterday, by how many games do the Brewers trail the Cincinnati Reds in the NL Central? A LOT 3. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of total games won? 4. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of winning percentage? 5. In 1980, the Brewers became the first team since the 1948-49 Red Sox to have back-to-back seasons of three hitters with at least 100 RBI. Name the men who did this for Milwaukee. LA CHORIZO, THE ITALIAN, AND DAS SAUSAGE Round 2 They Might Be Giants 6.The name “They Might Be Giants” is derived from what novel, in which the main character mistakes windmills for evil giants? DON QUIXOTE 7. In 2002 TMBG won a grammy for their song The Boss of Me which was the theme song to what TV show? SQUIDBILLIES 8. Which of the following in not a TMBG album Here Come the ABCs, Here Come the 123s, Flood, or The Statue Got Me High? HERE COMES THE ABCs 9. The TMBG song Istanbul (Not Constantinople) is set to the tune of what Irving Berlin classic? 10. At one point TMBG recorded songs into what household device and encouraged fans to Dial-a-Song to hear their latest works ANSWERING MACHINE Round 3 Ancient Conquerors 11. Venn Diagram THREE PENIS HEADS TOUCHING 12. What word meaning “conqueror” in Spanish and Portuguese, was applied widely to soldiers, explorers, and adventurers who brought much of the Americas under the control of Spain in the 15th to 19th century? CONQUESTADOR (SPELL THAT SHIT PROPERLY MR LAEHN) 13. Who first used the title “Tsar of all Russia?” RUSSIANS 14. Venn Diagram 15. What Mongolian conqueror was the first to conquer all of China and became a legend in Europe after welcoming Marco Polo? GHANHIS KHAN Round 4 Know Your Memes 16. From where was David returning when he popularized the question “Is this real life?” LAZER TAG!!! 17. The following images from icanhascheezburger.com are all examples of what internet meme? LOLCATS 18. If you’ve just been “Rick Rolled” what song are you listening to? RICK ASTLEY "FOOOOCK I SHOULD KNOW THIS" 19. A variant of the Advice Dog meme, the following images represent what meme that challenges readers with deep, existential, Paleolithic questions? 20. Who sang Chocolate Rain? Round 5 Who Framed Roger Rabbit 21. Who portrayed Judge Doom? 22. Whose murder forms the basis of the plot of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? 23. What is the name of Bob Hoskins’ character? 24. What is the name of the club where Jessica Rabbit performs? 25. What song does the singing sword perform when Bob Hoskins’ character pulls it from its box Round 6 WTF 26. Visual Question 27. Visual Question 28. Visual Question 29. Visual Question 30. Visual Question Round 7 Fictional Beasts 31. What is the name of Paul Bunyan’s blue ox? BABE 32. What creature, whose name means “goat sucker” has been allegedly attacking livestock throughout Latin America since first reported in Puerto Rico in 1995? LA CHUPACOBRA 33. What creature, featuring the head of a bull on the body of a man, guarded the Cretan labyrinth? 34. What mythic beast of Lycia had the body and head of a male lion, another head of a goat, and a tail that ended in a snake’s head? 35. When inserted into the ear, this fictional creature’s nutrition processes converts sound waves into brain waves, neatly crossing the language divide between any species you should happen to meet whilst travelling in space. DOUGLAS ADDAMSWORM Round 8 Shakespeare 36. Where was Romeo and Juliet set? CLAIRE DANES BEDROOM 37. What Shakespeare work features the characters Lysander, Hermia and Puck? 38. At the age of 18 Billy Shakespeare married who? HIS COUSIN 39. Who is the goddess of witchcraft and leader of the Three Witches in Shakespeare’s Macbeth? 40. What Lost star played Mercutio in Baz Luhrmann’s 1996 Romeo and Juliet? MICHAEL Round 9 Wild Card 41. What Major Leaguer recently became the 47th to hit 400 home runs? 42. Who wrote the stories The Body, Rita Hayworth and The Shawshank Redemption and The Running Man? 43. How many wild cards (including Wild Draw Four) are there in a standard Uno deck? 120 CARDS 44. What can you deduce from the following statements: A) All babies are illogical B) Nobody who is despised who can manage a crocodile C) Illogical persons are despised BABIES CAN HANDLE CROCS, BUT I FEEL LIKE THEY COULD HANDLE TRUCK BALLS AND PBR LIGHT JUST AS WELL. 45. What was the fictional name of the Vermont inn that was featured in the TV sitcom Newhart? NEWHARTS Round 10 Current Events 46. What series won the 2010 Emmy Award for Best Drama? MAD MEN 47. Intel recently said it would buy what security software company for $7.7 billion? 48. What former President was recently involved in the freeing of the American, Aijalon Mahli Gomes, from North Korea? CARTER 49. Though he normally rarely leaves North Korea, Kim Jong Il recently made his second trip in four months to what country? CHINA 50. Chippy D recently starred in the porno film Phatty’s Rhymes and Dimes 14 with Brian Pumper. Who is Chippy D’s father? SNOOP DOG? SHIT MAYBE ICE T? Round 11 Constitutional Amendments 51. Which amendment to the US Constitution ends in the phrase “shall not be infringed?” 1ST 52. How many amendments make up the Bill of Rights? TEN 53. 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, or 1990s: in what decade was the last amendment to the Constitution passed? 70s AND I THINK IT WOULD BE RASTAFIED, JAH BLESS! 54. The seventeenth amendment establishes the direct election by the people of what office? SENATE 55. According to the 22nd amendment, what is the maximum amount of years a person is allowed to serve as President of the United States? 8...THIS SEEMS LIKE A TRICK. IT BEST NOT BE A TRICK, TRICKSTER Round 12 Duets 56. And nobody told us Cause nobody showed us And now it’s up to us baby I Think we can make it So don’t misunderstand me You put the light in my life Oh you put the sparks to the flame I’ve got your heart in my sights CLINT BLACK AND GARTH BROOKS 57. Michael, We’re Not Going To Fight About This, Okay Paul, I Think I Told You, I’m A Lover Not A Fighter I’ve Heard It All Before, Michael She Told Me That I’m Her Forever Lover, You Know, Don’t You Remember Well, After Loving Me, She Said She Couldn’t Love Another 58. My mother will start to worry Beautiful, what’s your hurry My father will be pacing the floor Listen to the fireplace roar So really I’d better scurry Beautiful, please don’t hurry Well maybe just a half a drink more Put some music on while I pour NINA SIMONE AND RAY CHARLES (NOT ENTIRELY SURE IF THEY DO THE ORIGINAL) 59. But that won’t happen to us, and we got no doubt Too deep in love, and we got no way out and the message is clear, this could be the year for the real thing No more will you cry baby i will hurt you never we start and end as one in love forever We can ride it together, uh huh Makin’ love with each other, uh huh 60. Some hang on to used to be Live there life looking behind All we have is here and now All our lives out there to find The road is long and there are mountains in my way But we climb the stairs everyday THE PRINCESS AND ALADDIN ***RUNNER UP AGAIN***

Play Along at Home.

Round 1

Your Milwaukee Brewers

1. What Brewers player recently made news when he was held up at gunpoint in Milwaukee? WOW!
2. After completing a sweep of the Pirates yesterday, by how many games do the Brewers trail the Cincinnati Reds in the NL Central? A LOT
3. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of total games won?
4. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of winning percentage?
5. In 1980, the Brewers became the first team since the 1948-49 Red Sox to have back-to-back seasons of three hitters with at least 100 RBI. Name the men who did this for Milwaukee. LA CHORIZO, THE ITALIAN, AND DAS SAUSAGE

Round 2

They Might Be Giants

6.The name “They Might Be Giants” is derived from what novel, in which the main character mistakes windmills for evil giants? DON QUIXOTE
7. In 2002 TMBG won a grammy for their song The Boss of Me which was the theme song to what TV show? SQUIDBILLIES
8. Which of the following in not a TMBG album Here Come the ABCs, Here Come the 123s, Flood, or The Statue Got Me High? HERE COMES THE ABCs
9. The TMBG song Istanbul (Not Constantinople) is set to the tune of what Irving Berlin classic?
10. At one point TMBG recorded songs into what household device and encouraged fans to Dial-a-Song to hear their latest works ANSWERING MACHINE

Round 3

Ancient Conquerors

11. Venn Diagram THREE PENIS HEADS TOUCHING
12. What word meaning “conqueror” in Spanish and Portuguese, was applied widely to soldiers, explorers, and adventurers who brought much of the Americas under the control of Spain in the 15th to 19th century? CONQUESTADOR (SPELL THAT SHIT PROPERLY MR LAEHN)
13. Who first used the title “Tsar of all Russia?” RUSSIANS
14. Venn Diagram
15. What Mongolian conqueror was the first to conquer all of China and became a legend in Europe after welcoming Marco Polo? GHANHIS KHAN

Round 4

Know Your Memes

16. From where was David returning when he popularized the question “Is this real life?” LAZER TAG!!!
17. The following images from icanhascheezburger.com are all examples of what internet meme? LOLCATS
18. If you’ve just been “Rick Rolled” what song are you listening to? RICK ASTLEY “FOOOOCK I SHOULD KNOW THIS”
19. A variant of the Advice Dog meme, the following images represent what meme that challenges readers with deep, existential, Paleolithic questions?
20. Who sang Chocolate Rain?

Round 5

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

21. Who portrayed Judge Doom?
22. Whose murder forms the basis of the plot of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
23. What is the name of Bob Hoskins’ character?
24. What is the name of the club where Jessica Rabbit performs?
25. What song does the singing sword perform when Bob Hoskins’ character pulls it from its box

Round 6

WTF

26. Visual Question
27. Visual Question
28. Visual Question
29. Visual Question
30. Visual Question

Round 7

Fictional Beasts

31. What is the name of Paul Bunyan’s blue ox? BABE
32. What creature, whose name means “goat sucker” has been allegedly attacking livestock throughout Latin America since first reported in Puerto Rico in 1995? LA CHUPACOBRA

33. What creature, featuring the head of a bull on the body of a man, guarded the Cretan labyrinth?
34. What mythic beast of Lycia had the body and head of a male lion, another head of a goat, and a tail that ended in a snake’s head?
35. When inserted into the ear, this fictional creature’s nutrition processes converts sound waves into brain waves, neatly crossing the language divide between any species you should happen to meet whilst travelling in space. DOUGLAS ADDAMSWORM

Round 8

Shakespeare

36. Where was Romeo and Juliet set? CLAIRE DANES BEDROOM
37. What Shakespeare work features the characters Lysander, Hermia and Puck?
38. At the age of 18 Billy Shakespeare married who? HIS COUSIN
39. Who is the goddess of witchcraft and leader of the Three Witches in Shakespeare’s Macbeth?
40. What Lost star played Mercutio in Baz Luhrmann’s 1996 Romeo and Juliet? MICHAEL

Round 9

Wild Card

41. What Major Leaguer recently became the 47th to hit 400 home runs?
42. Who wrote the stories The Body, Rita Hayworth and The Shawshank Redemption and The Running Man?
43. How many wild cards (including Wild Draw Four) are there in a standard Uno deck? 120 CARDS
44. What can you deduce from the following statements: A) All babies are illogical B) Nobody who is despised who can manage a crocodile C) Illogical persons are despised BABIES CAN HANDLE CROCS, BUT I FEEL LIKE THEY COULD HANDLE TRUCK BALLS AND PBR LIGHT JUST AS WELL.
45. What was the fictional name of the Vermont inn that was featured in the TV sitcom Newhart? NEWHARTS

Round 10

Current Events

46. What series won the 2010 Emmy Award for Best Drama? MAD MEN
47. Intel recently said it would buy what security software company for $7.7 billion?
48. What former President was recently involved in the freeing of the American, Aijalon Mahli Gomes, from North Korea? CARTER
49. Though he normally rarely leaves North Korea, Kim Jong Il recently made his second trip in four months to what country? CHINA
50. Chippy D recently starred in the porno film Phatty’s Rhymes and Dimes 14 with Brian Pumper. Who is Chippy D’s father? SNOOP DOG? SHIT MAYBE ICE T?

Round 11

Constitutional Amendments

51. Which amendment to the US Constitution ends in the phrase “shall not be infringed?” 1ST
52. How many amendments make up the Bill of Rights? TEN
53. 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, or 1990s: in what decade was the last amendment to the Constitution passed? 70s AND I THINK IT WOULD BE RASTAFIED, JAH BLESS!
54. The seventeenth amendment establishes the direct election by the people of what office? SENATE
55. According to the 22nd amendment, what is the maximum amount of years a person is allowed to serve as President of the United States? 8…THIS SEEMS LIKE A TRICK. IT BEST NOT BE A TRICK, TRICKSTER

Round 12

Duets

56. And nobody told us
Cause nobody showed us
And now it’s up to us baby
I Think we can make it
So don’t misunderstand me
You put the light in my life
Oh you put the sparks to the flame
I’ve got your heart in my sights CLINT BLACK AND GARTH BROOKS

57. Michael, We’re Not Going To Fight About This, Okay
Paul, I Think I Told You, I’m A Lover Not A Fighter
I’ve Heard It All Before, Michael
She Told Me That I’m Her Forever Lover, You Know, Don’t You Remember
Well, After Loving Me, She Said She Couldn’t Love Another

58. My mother will start to worry
Beautiful, what’s your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor
Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I’d better scurry
Beautiful, please don’t hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more
Put some music on while I pour NINA SIMONE AND RAY CHARLES (NOT ENTIRELY SURE IF THEY DO THE ORIGINAL)

59. But that won’t happen to us, and we got no doubt
Too deep in love, and we got no way out
and the message is clear, this could be the year for the real thing

No more will you cry
baby i will hurt you never

we start and end as one
in love forever
We can ride it together, uh huh
Makin’ love with each other, uh huh

60. Some hang on to used to be
Live there life looking behind

All we have is here and now
All our lives out there to find

The road is long and there are mountains in my way
But we climb the stairs everyday THE PRINCESS AND ALADDIN

]]> Comment on Trivia Leftovers from 8-30-10 by Brooke http://rumorator.com/2010/09/trivia-leftovers-from-8-30-10/comment-page-1/#comment-1656 Brooke Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:32:09 +0000 http://rumorator.com/?p=732#comment-1656 ABOUT FRICKIN TIME. Your Milwaukee Brewers 1. What Brewers player recently made news when he was held up at gunpoint in Milwaukee? Roger Clemens 2. After completing a sweep of the Pirates yesterday, by how many games do the Brewers trail the Cincinnati Reds in the NL Central? 2 3. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of total games won? George Steinbrenner 4. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of winning percentage? Larry Bird 5. In 1980, the Brewers became the first team since the 1948-49 Red Sox to have back-to-back seasons of three hitters with at least 100 RBI. Name the men who did this for Milwaukee. Shoeless Joe Jackson, Barry Bonds and Babe Ruth Round 2 They Might Be Giants 6.The name “They Might Be Giants” is derived from what novel, in which the main character mistakes windmills for evil giants? Gulliver 7. In 2002 TMBG won a grammy for their song The Boss of Me which was the theme song to what TV show? Malcolm in the Middle 8. Which of the following in not a TMBG album Here Come the ABCs, Here Come the 123s, Flood, or The Statue Got Me High? Flood 9. The TMBG song Istanbul (Not Constantinople) is set to the tune of what Irving Berlin classic? Beethoven's 5th 10. At one point TMBG recorded songs into what household device and encouraged fans to Dial-a-Song to hear their latest works The telephone Round 3 Ancient Conquerors 11. Venn Diagram Naploeon 12. What word meaning “conqueror” in Spanish and Portuguese, was applied widely to soldiers, explorers, and adventurers who brought much of the Americas under the control of Spain in the 15th to 19th century? Conquistador 13. Who first used the title “Tsar of all Russia?” Stalin 14. Venn Diagram Joan of Arc 15. What Mongolian conqueror was the first to conquer all of China and became a legend in Europe after welcoming Marco Polo? Ghengis Khan Round 4 Know Your Memes 16. From where was David returning when he popularized the question “Is this real life?” The dentist! 17. The following images from icanhascheezburger.com are all examples of what internet meme? LOLcats 18. If you’ve just been “Rick Rolled” what song are you listening to? Never gonna give you up 19. A variant of the Advice Dog meme, the following images represent what meme that challenges readers with deep, existential, Paleolithic questions? if i could see the damn images. why dont you start embedding that shit? 20. Who sang Chocolate Rain? some black dude. never really thought that one was that sweet Round 5 Who Framed Roger Rabbit Should have asked me in the 90s 21. Who portrayed Judge Doom? 22. Whose murder forms the basis of the plot of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? 23. What is the name of Bob Hoskins’ character? 24. What is the name of the club where Jessica Rabbit performs? 25. What song does the singing sword perform when Bob Hoskins’ character pulls it from its box Round 6 WTF 26. Visual Question penis 27. Visual Question balls 28. Visual Question taint 29. Visual Question ballsack 30. Visual Question small penis Round 7 Fictional Beasts 31. What is the name of Paul Bunyan’s blue ox? Babe 32. What creature, whose name means “goat sucker” has been allegedly attacking livestock throughout Latin America since first reported in Puerto Rico in 1995? the rumorator 33. What creature, featuring the head of a bull on the body of a man, guarded the Cretan labyrinth? Centaur 34. What mythic beast of Lycia had the body and head of a male lion, another head of a goat, and a tail that ended in a snake’s head? baracondacobragoat 35. When inserted into the ear, this fictional creature’s nutrition processes converts sound waves into brain waves, neatly crossing the language divide between any species you should happen to meet whilst travelling in space. you spelled traveling wrong. Round 8 Shakespeare 36. Where was Romeo and Juliet set? shit. something with a V 37. What Shakespeare work features the characters Lysander, Hermia and Puck? Midsummer Night's dream 38. At the age of 18 Billy Shakespeare married who? Mrs. Shakespeare 39. Who is the goddess of witchcraft and leader of the Three Witches in Shakespeare’s Macbeth? 40. What Lost star played Mercutio in Baz Luhrmann’s 1996 Romeo and Juliet? Matthew Fox Round 9 Wild Card 41. What Major Leaguer recently became the 47th to hit 400 home runs? Barry Bonds 42. Who wrote the stories The Body, Rita Hayworth and The Shawshank Redemption and The Running Man? Steven King 43. How many wild cards (including Wild Draw Four) are there in a standard Uno deck? 52 44. What can you deduce from the following statements: A) All babies are illogical B) Nobody who is despised who can manage a crocodile C) Illogical persons are despised Babies can't manage crocodiles 45. What was the fictional name of the Vermont inn that was featured in the TV sitcom Newhart? Vermont Inn Round 10 Current Events 46. What series won the 2010 Emmy Award for Best Drama? They still do the emmy's? 47. Intel recently said it would buy what security software company for $7.7 billion? 48. What former President was recently involved in the freeing of the American, Aijalon Mahli Gomes, from North Korea? Jimmy Carter 49. Though he normally rarely leaves North Korea, Kim Jong Il recently made his second trip in four months to what country? I feel like he would enjoy SAndals Jamaica, so we'll say that 50. Chippy D recently starred in the porno film Phatty’s Rhymes and Dimes 14 with Brian Pumper. Who is Chippy D’s father? Tony Danza Round 11 Constitutional Amendments 51. Which amendment to the US Constitution ends in the phrase “shall not be infringed?” 2nd 52. How many amendments make up the Bill of Rights? 10 53. 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, or 1990s: in what decade was the last amendment to the Constitution passed? 90s 54. The seventeenth amendment establishes the direct election by the people of what office? president 55. According to the 22nd amendment, what is the maximum amount of years a person is allowed to serve as President of the United States? 8 Round 12 Duets 56. And nobody told us Cause nobody showed us And now it’s up to us baby I Think we can make it So don’t misunderstand me You put the light in my life Oh you put the sparks to the flame I’ve got your heart in my sights 57. Michael, We’re Not Going To Fight About This, Okay Paul, I Think I Told You, I’m A Lover Not A Fighter I’ve Heard It All Before, Michael She Told Me That I’m Her Forever Lover, You Know, Don’t You Remember Well, After Loving Me, She Said She Couldn’t Love Another 58. My mother will start to worry Beautiful, what’s your hurry My father will be pacing the floor Listen to the fireplace roar So really I’d better scurry Beautiful, please don’t hurry Well maybe just a half a drink more Put some music on while I pour 59. But that won’t happen to us, and we got no doubt Too deep in love, and we got no way out and the message is clear, this could be the year for the real thing No more will you cry baby i will hurt you never we start and end as one in love forever We can ride it together, uh huh Makin’ love with each other, uh huh 60. Some hang on to used to be Live there life looking behind All we have is here and now All our lives out there to find The road is long and there are mountains in my way But we climb the stairs everyday ABOUT FRICKIN TIME.

Your Milwaukee Brewers

1. What Brewers player recently made news when he was held up at gunpoint in Milwaukee? Roger Clemens
2. After completing a sweep of the Pirates yesterday, by how many games do the Brewers trail the Cincinnati Reds in the NL Central? 2
3. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of total games won? George Steinbrenner
4. Who is the winningest manager in Brewers history in terms of winning percentage? Larry Bird
5. In 1980, the Brewers became the first team since the 1948-49 Red Sox to have back-to-back seasons of three hitters with at least 100 RBI. Name the men who did this for Milwaukee. Shoeless Joe Jackson, Barry Bonds and Babe Ruth

Round 2

They Might Be Giants

6.The name “They Might Be Giants” is derived from what novel, in which the main character mistakes windmills for evil giants? Gulliver
7. In 2002 TMBG won a grammy for their song The Boss of Me which was the theme song to what TV show? Malcolm in the Middle
8. Which of the following in not a TMBG album Here Come the ABCs, Here Come the 123s, Flood, or The Statue Got Me High? Flood
9. The TMBG song Istanbul (Not Constantinople) is set to the tune of what Irving Berlin classic? Beethoven’s 5th
10. At one point TMBG recorded songs into what household device and encouraged fans to Dial-a-Song to hear their latest works The telephone

Round 3

Ancient Conquerors

11. Venn Diagram Naploeon
12. What word meaning “conqueror” in Spanish and Portuguese, was applied widely to soldiers, explorers, and adventurers who brought much of the Americas under the control of Spain in the 15th to 19th century? Conquistador
13. Who first used the title “Tsar of all Russia?” Stalin
14. Venn Diagram Joan of Arc
15. What Mongolian conqueror was the first to conquer all of China and became a legend in Europe after welcoming Marco Polo? Ghengis Khan

Round 4

Know Your Memes

16. From where was David returning when he popularized the question “Is this real life?” The dentist!
17. The following images from icanhascheezburger.com are all examples of what internet meme? LOLcats
18. If you’ve just been “Rick Rolled” what song are you listening to? Never gonna give you up
19. A variant of the Advice Dog meme, the following images represent what meme that challenges readers with deep, existential, Paleolithic questions? if i could see the damn images. why dont you start embedding that shit?
20. Who sang Chocolate Rain? some black dude. never really thought that one was that sweet

Round 5

Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Should have asked me in the 90s

21. Who portrayed Judge Doom?
22. Whose murder forms the basis of the plot of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
23. What is the name of Bob Hoskins’ character?
24. What is the name of the club where Jessica Rabbit performs?
25. What song does the singing sword perform when Bob Hoskins’ character pulls it from its box

Round 6

WTF

26. Visual Question penis
27. Visual Question balls
28. Visual Question taint
29. Visual Question ballsack
30. Visual Question small penis

Round 7

Fictional Beasts

31. What is the name of Paul Bunyan’s blue ox? Babe
32. What creature, whose name means “goat sucker” has been allegedly attacking livestock throughout Latin America since first reported in Puerto Rico in 1995? the rumorator

33. What creature, featuring the head of a bull on the body of a man, guarded the Cretan labyrinth? Centaur
34. What mythic beast of Lycia had the body and head of a male lion, another head of a goat, and a tail that ended in a snake’s head? baracondacobragoat
35. When inserted into the ear, this fictional creature’s nutrition processes converts sound waves into brain waves, neatly crossing the language divide between any species you should happen to meet whilst travelling in space. you spelled traveling wrong.

Round 8

Shakespeare

36. Where was Romeo and Juliet set? shit. something with a V
37. What Shakespeare work features the characters Lysander, Hermia and Puck? Midsummer Night’s dream
38. At the age of 18 Billy Shakespeare married who? Mrs. Shakespeare
39. Who is the goddess of witchcraft and leader of the Three Witches in Shakespeare’s Macbeth?
40. What Lost star played Mercutio in Baz Luhrmann’s 1996 Romeo and Juliet? Matthew Fox

Round 9

Wild Card

41. What Major Leaguer recently became the 47th to hit 400 home runs? Barry Bonds
42. Who wrote the stories The Body, Rita Hayworth and The Shawshank Redemption and The Running Man? Steven King
43. How many wild cards (including Wild Draw Four) are there in a standard Uno deck? 52
44. What can you deduce from the following statements: A) All babies are illogical B) Nobody who is despised who can manage a crocodile C) Illogical persons are despised Babies can’t manage crocodiles
45. What was the fictional name of the Vermont inn that was featured in the TV sitcom Newhart? Vermont Inn

Round 10

Current Events

46. What series won the 2010 Emmy Award for Best Drama? They still do the emmy’s?
47. Intel recently said it would buy what security software company for $7.7 billion?
48. What former President was recently involved in the freeing of the American, Aijalon Mahli Gomes, from North Korea? Jimmy Carter
49. Though he normally rarely leaves North Korea, Kim Jong Il recently made his second trip in four months to what country? I feel like he would enjoy SAndals Jamaica, so we’ll say that
50. Chippy D recently starred in the porno film Phatty’s Rhymes and Dimes 14 with Brian Pumper. Who is Chippy D’s father? Tony Danza

Round 11

Constitutional Amendments

51. Which amendment to the US Constitution ends in the phrase “shall not be infringed?” 2nd
52. How many amendments make up the Bill of Rights? 10
53. 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, or 1990s: in what decade was the last amendment to the Constitution passed? 90s
54. The seventeenth amendment establishes the direct election by the people of what office? president
55. According to the 22nd amendment, what is the maximum amount of years a person is allowed to serve as President of the United States? 8

Round 12

Duets

56. And nobody told us
Cause nobody showed us
And now it’s up to us baby
I Think we can make it
So don’t misunderstand me
You put the light in my life
Oh you put the sparks to the flame
I’ve got your heart in my sights

57. Michael, We’re Not Going To Fight About This, Okay
Paul, I Think I Told You, I’m A Lover Not A Fighter
I’ve Heard It All Before, Michael
She Told Me That I’m Her Forever Lover, You Know, Don’t You Remember
Well, After Loving Me, She Said She Couldn’t Love Another

58. My mother will start to worry
Beautiful, what’s your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor
Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I’d better scurry
Beautiful, please don’t hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more
Put some music on while I pour

59. But that won’t happen to us, and we got no doubt
Too deep in love, and we got no way out
and the message is clear, this could be the year for the real thing

No more will you cry
baby i will hurt you never

we start and end as one
in love forever
We can ride it together, uh huh
Makin’ love with each other, uh huh

60. Some hang on to used to be
Live there life looking behind

All we have is here and now
All our lives out there to find

The road is long and there are mountains in my way
But we climb the stairs everyday

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]]> Comment on Trivia Answers for 8-23-10 by chantha http://rumorator.com/2010/08/trivia-answers-for-8-23-10/comment-page-1/#comment-1517 chantha Fri, 27 Aug 2010 17:18:43 +0000 http://rumorator.com/?p=717#comment-1517 Proud to say that I am runner-up again! booyah! Proud to say that I am runner-up again! booyah!

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