Part 1: I Said, What Time is It?

Supposedly, even a busted watch is right twice a day. Unless of course that watch features a minute that flops around like my donger on date night. A half hour before she asks what’s wrong and 35 minutes before I end up crying in my car.

Anyway, here’s your proof:

Filmed on location. In my office. TODAY!

Part 2: I guess it’s time to get down

This shit is so good:

You might want to grab his new record. You can get it today at Fifth Element.

Trips:

Like all you MFers don’t keep your peanut butter in the refrigerador?