What does a cantankerous, aging man eat for his birthday lunch?
Pastrami on rye, naturally.
Something tells me this is an expensive brake break:
I am officially in the market for a new rig. Here’s what I am considering:
• Nissan Frontier crew cab
• Nissan Xterra
• Toyota Tacoma crew cab
• Subaru outback (2008 or 2009 only)
• Ford F150 crew cab
I want to be able to move shit and burn up resources as fast as possible. Thanks in advance for any shared opinions.
Things got a bit shaky this weekend. But not like collegey binge-drinking style. More like wake up have a drink never lose that slight buzz all day, this-is-what-it-must-have-been-like-in-the-early-sixties kind of feeling. But I also laid down three pretty good days on the shrad, hit up a VFW hall for a fish fry and $2 Coors, got Kraeusened to fuckall, and slept in a questionable hotel. In fact last week when asked what I was doing over the weekend, I honestly considered replying “Making poor life choices and getting bed bugs.” Christ, it never gets old.
At one point I also bought a rack of ribs for dinner, ate the left overs for breakfast, and what was left then I ate as lunch. Amazing.
I’ve also learned that A) Some people absolutely hate the Sound Grenade app for an eye-phone. B) When a man tells you not to go into a certain bar because they have a toothless monkey working in there, he is probably right. C) People in the upper peninsula of Michigan are not big fans of Obama. But I’m pretty sure they hate all kind of authority up there. Go figure.
In the end this video came out. I don’t care what that kid at the beginning says his name is, he’s looking a lot like el Rumoratero.