ROUND 1

Joe Lieberman: Fuck you. I thought it was impossible to think any less of someone, but there you are, everyday. Fuck you.

ROUND 2

Cops vs Skaters. This rivalry is nearly as old as the dispute between me and the lesbian waitstaff at Cafe Hollander. Here’s the latest shit to go down in Portland, or as i like to call it West Milwaukee. (jared souney on the tip off)

In other news, I was at Cafe Hollander the other day, totally smoked a cig in the bathroom and hung up pics of my boyish ass in the employee office.  Lezzers:0. RvR:1.

ROUND 3

Chanel vs DC

Chanel, is it really necessary to send out this cease and desist? Are these two brands people are often confusing? No.  Shit, Boeing never dropped that bomb on NASA, or whatever way that worked.

But somehow Chanel, who seemingly ignored Burton when they did the interlocking Ds on the Dominant, is really concerned people might mistake these two types of customers:

For real, check out those sneaks on the heater in red 

I understand you want to protect your brand and all but DC poses no threat. They will not steal your snowboard customers, though their team is way better. DC is at best a mallrat brand, and mostly for racists from the ex-urbs. They are not tarnishing your image at all. Chanel, please just go back to being amazing and don’t dirty yourself with this.