Posts Tagged ‘Nicolas Muller’

2012-33: The Larry Bird of 2012 posts

Friday, March 30th, 2012

Coming straight outta French Lick because we got some shit to cope with today.

1nd

I’ve been going on for the past couple of days about how skateboarding is still the raddest game in town and blah blah blah. And FlawsyFiles has been doing nothing to quell this feeling as of late. But then this happened

DIRECT LINK TO THE RED BULL VIDEO OF A TWELVE-YEAR OLD KID DOING A CAB-1080, BECAUSE IT KEEPS FUCKING MY BLOG TO EMBED IT.

And suddenly I know where I belong—at home, pantsless, catching up on Game of Thrones or some shit.

UPDATE: 20 minutes after this clip was released, 12-year old Tom Schaar just melted into a globule of Red Bull, like a sugar-water Senator Robert Kelly.

2th

Little Andy Troubles was back in action. I’m gonna bag on his music until the end (or until I like it) but you cannot deny the dude is 100% ripper. He’s still smooth with a shred stick under his feet, and really there aren’t that many people who can still look good while riding with Nico.

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Terms or phrases I’ve used to describe Nico’s riding: Sick, Sicc, ten-point-oh on the sichter scale, smooth, so smooth, fuck your mother, like a fat man on a hover-round, untouchable, Steezy P. Martini, rad, radder, the chronicles of radderist, amazing, amazering, kalangalangalang, almond joy, cuando es mi nalgas, You know that feeling you have the morning after the first time you get really hammered after you’ve turned 25 and you essentially just shit liquid at like 40 miles per hour, like a sprinting sasquatch, the uncanny valley, and cocoa butter.

UPDATE: Dude is stylish too. I’m liking that coat he’s running, but I still prefer his Marjorie, the trash heap, neck piece.

3st

I hope these come in size 42 and with elastic waistbands. Because I can’t see even remotely fit people wearing these.

Apparently you can get them here.

Here’s an idea: if you’re going to sit down to eat your food anyway, why not just rest your plate on the ground, or on your picnic blanket. I do have to admit that this idea of food and plates at a picnic is pretty slick. Every picnic I’ve been on has only consisted of a bottle of water, a pack of Marlboro Blacks and a bag of mushrooms. And I never called it a “picnic.” I called it “blowing my fucking mind in a field outside of Washburn, Wisconsin.” I guess for efficiency of language purposes I can start using the term “picnic.”

UPDATE: I could see the Japanese and Southerners really getting down with these.

2012-15: In Which We Discuss Bindings and Sponsorship

Tuesday, February 7th, 2012

I’m still trying to figure out what TravisR did with all these cartels?

Because now, a few weeks later, he’s clearly C3-ed the fuck out in the after image.

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at that podium. TravisR, Gigi and Nico. C3 and Nike have got to be stoke. This is one of those things where I really think Big B let people slide too early, in regards to Gigi and Nico.

Ahh whatever, no one under 30 gave a shit about the Thupernatch.

In more marketable news, Kelly Clark failed to the Canadian Open halfpipe event. The women’s one. I guess Jesus was not on her side this time.

Shayve’s honesty box: I heisted that second pic from the tackledbox.

What the Shit?

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

What is this thing Nico is wearing and where do I get one?

Imagine it, me just strutting down the street, enough swagger to make that head piece ka-lang-a-lang, looking like the love child of Sweetums and Marjory, the trash heap, and all the lades on the avenue would be like “Yo.”

But I’d just keep on bopping, I’m on my way to the liquor store.

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look good on the Capita front:

This is like the 5th year in a row they haven’t put out the sexiest board around. It’s cool, you can admit you got a little partial boner looking at those sketch-titties. (pee ess–I took this pic from that dude over on Totally FK’n Awesome.)

Other brands to watch:

  • Volcom
  • Yes
  • Bataleon

Also, Burrito is claiming Airblaster looks good. But as our good friend CLK reminds us, “Those clothes look like they are made for people who eat right and exercise regularly.”

Now forget everyone else and suck down some free beers.