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Sooooooopah Bowl

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011

Well at least we’ve got Weezy on our side.

I’m about one Packers song away from tossing myself off the Hoan Bridge.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for the Packers and all that, but just stop. There can be only one Super Bowl Shuffle. There can be only one Ickey Shuffle. There can be only one Highlander. So, Go Pack go! But packer’s fans please just slow it down a bit.

Doubles

We got 27 seconds on the lakefront, from yesterday to deal with. Turn those speakers up to hear this wind whip.

lakefront from Rumorator von Rumorstein on Vimeo.

So here’s my gripe

The city tickets you for being parked in certain zones, which is fair enough. But the understanding is that citizens cannot park in these snow zones because the city is going to plow them.And this system is failing

This is how it goes down in Milwaukee. My friend, Cocaine Melissa, gets a text message that says it’s a snow emergency, so she has a few hours to move her car before the ticketing starts. BUT there are no repurcussions on the side of the city. They have as long as they want to get those streets plowed.  And if they don’t get to them before the snow emergency ends, you as a citizen just have to deal with unplowed streets. I feel that if the city can’t deliver plowed streets with a certain time, let’s say 24 hours from declaring the snow emergency, the tickets issued for that street should be voided.

I was driving through the city this morning and the snow zones were empty, people were strutting down to the emergency lots in -15 wind chills, and still the streets didn’t get plowed out. I’m not sure if their excuse is manpower or machines or what, but we’ve got 20% unemployment going on in this city, and it’s pushing 50% among black males. And yet we don’t have  the workforce to clear some streets and sidewalks?

C’mon broders, A state of emergency was declared, funds should have been released. We need to get that money into the hands of people willing to shovel snow for a day. Pay ‘em $10/hour and I promise, you would have people working all day, streets would be looking good, and you know most of that money would be back into the economy within days, if not minutes.  Added stimulus bonus.

Moral of the bloggery: Plow the fucking streets if you’re going to ticket on them.

Full disclosure: I have not been parking ticketed within the last two weeks.

Tuesday’s Act Like it Matters round-up

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

ROUND 1

Joe Lieberman: Fuck you. I thought it was impossible to think any less of someone, but there you are, everyday. Fuck you.

ROUND 2

Cops vs Skaters. This rivalry is nearly as old as the dispute between me and the lesbian waitstaff at Cafe Hollander. Here’s the latest shit to go down in Portland, or as i like to call it West Milwaukee. (jared souney on the tip off)


In other news, I was at Cafe Hollander the other day, totally smoked a cig in the bathroom and hung up pics of my boyish ass in the employee office.  Lezzers:0. RvR:1.

ROUND 3

Chanel vs DC

Chanel, is it really necessary to send out this cease and desist? Are these two brands people are often confusing? No.  Shit, Boeing never dropped that bomb on NASA, or whatever way that worked.


But somehow Chanel, who seemingly ignored Burton when they did the interlocking Ds on the Dominant, is really concerned people might mistake these two types of customers:

For real, check out those sneaks on the heater in red For real, check out those sneaks on the heater in red 

I understand you want to protect your brand and all but DC poses no threat. They will not steal your snowboard customers, though their team is way better. DC is at best a mallrat brand, and mostly for racists from the ex-urbs. They are not tarnishing your image at all. Chanel, please just go back to being amazing and don’t dirty yourself with this.