I only wish I could find the full 12 min, 55 sec to deliver to you.

Best compact disco I’ve ever had burned for me by Xine, lost and found years later in my broder’s collection.

Enjoy it.

I’ve been getting issues of Ready Made at the estate. For those of you who don’t know, Ready Made is kind of like Esty on paper, but with instructions. For example: You wanna know how to make a flowerpot out of old electrical outlet covers? Don’t fret, it’s in the latest issue.

I can admit I’ve been flipping through it as I devour my typical breakfast of yogurt, kefir and some internet smut. It’s above Real Simple as far as respectability as a publication, but still not my thing. Ready Made is buying thrift store jeans, while Real Simple is paying $250 for distressed denims.

Being a print publication, they know their days are numbered so they are really, really pushing their Facebook site. You can become a fan, get great ideas for arts and crafts projects around your house, and even suggest a few nifty projects you’ve completed.

Of course, I read this and was instantly thinking “I make nifty shit out of left-over crap all the time. Remember the time I made a Tesla Coil and some cut-off shorts from a Tesla Coil and a pair of full-length pants? Fuck. I should be all over this.”

But, we all know print is dead and Prince has decided the internet is just a fad, so I’m going just throw out these ideas I’ve got laying around. Besides, Ready Made already rejected them. Some of them I’ve completed and some are still just plans.

• Hang a lawn chair from the ceiling using old inner tubes from your bike. Add booze and friend for just about the most fun ever.
• Use a couple pieces of bread and some cheese to make your own cheese sandwich. For extra fun put the sandwich in a pan with just a touch of olive oil to make a GRILLED CHEESE.
• Rather than sitting for your own portrait, style yourself after someone famous and simply buy their portrait. Abe Lincoln, John Kennedy, and Kramer seem to be the most readily available.
• Use cigarettes to create bad breath and probably some cancer.
• Mix-up sour cream, a packet of taco seasoning and zero creativity for a quick, easy and absolutely shitty snack to bring to any event.
• Create your own angry neighbors by pumping either Mac Dre of The Mars Volta all damn day.
• Pull your shirt up for a cheap and effective gas mask.
• Skin lamp.
• Make your own popsicles with used 8 oz. yogurt containers and some popsicle sticks. Make your own pipe out of dented Coors Light can and a safety pin.
• Collect a bunch of hackory arts-and-crafts projects, add some urbanite models, Use the Eames font and put out a magazine of your own.

Let me know how these work out, and remember—HAVE FUN!