Here goes. Wait. Stop.

Pssht. False start. You should go read megablog over at flawsyfiles. It’s a keeper, for sure.

 Now, it sould be noted that I passed a very important e-milestone today. That’s right, 10,000 twitters. 10,000 twitters, I just tossed the rig in park and I’m just gonna leave it there, idling. Not even taking the plates off it.
 

I’m sure some of you are going to be all like “WTF mate? Kory Stamper? What kind of crap 10,000th tweet is that?”

But really I think you need to check this lady out.

Classic case of girl nerded the fuck out. You never even notice her, but then one day she drops Octopodes on you and BLAWF! You’re hooked. Done and over. Plus, she is getting more and more and more attractive. Seriously. Timeline her. She’s pretty much the best thing to happen to words since Kafka on the Shore, which is the best thing to happen to words since Party Girl, which is the best thing to happen to words since the word “word” was coined.

Amazing. She ever has this in her Google Bio: bewildered Internet phenom

MammaJamma knows she’s enets mega. Adding her blog to the blogroll as well, because words are what’s happening.
I don’t even know where I was today before I learned Associate Editors name.