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PSA Wednesday

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

Public Service Announcement day over here at the Rumorator offices.

Part 1: This is almost as

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But, in both cases weddings are getting ruined.

Part 2: This goes back to the trivia team I’m on (we’re struggling this season, so piss off). One of our potential names came from Mr. Lipski who suggested we should be “She Was All For Shower Sex Until I Tried to Use the Apricot Facial Scrub as Lube.” We could dive into the backstory of this, but it’s more important we address the real issue here—People need to know what they can and can’t use for lubrication whilst sexing. To make it easier I compiled some tips for smarter lubing. Also for what it’s worth, I knew a girl named Becky Lubs when I was growing up. Her name was a sentence. I thought she was rad. But, on to the matter at hand.

Six Tips for better lubing

  • When using the KY His and Hers, be sure not to put His on her. Lest your girl will be more disappointed than when she found out you read
  • Don’t be fooled, Mr Zog’s Sex Wax doesn’t actually help sex. Similarly “No Fat Chicks” stickers don’t work either.
  • Various things that do not work well in place of lube: Coins, Aluminum Foil, Marbles, Sri Racha Sauce
  • Listening to Otis Redding works well; Thinking of Otis Redding at the bottom on Lake Monona does not.
  • Before using it for lube, ask yourself, “will the child in her womb be effected by this Seventh Generation All-Purpose Cleaner?”
  • Always used water based lubricants. Unless you’re in a hot tub, then use vodka.

Hump on my friends. Hump on.

Get Sprung

Monday, April 12th, 2010

Ahhh it seems Spring has returned. Again. And with that returns Schlitz Trivia at the Red Dot. Of course that means the super team is back together.

About a year ago I compiled a team of the world’s deadliest assassins most average dorks—@keith_lipski, @the_boss_of_you, @larsma and @gmachotka— for a trivia team

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with unmatched trivial knowledge. I was like the Malcolm McLaren of pub trivia teams. Chances are Greg Machotka will be the Sid Vicious. Of course we dominated. This year we are back to defend our title. It all begins tonight. Now we only need to come up with a solid name.

Here are some options for tonight:

  • She Swore It Was Razor Burn.
  • So Then the Black Dude Dragging a Pick Yells “We ain’t found shit.”
  • Ex-girlfriend Crazy or Like Navajo Blanket Crazy.
  • The Aldo Leopold National Deforestation Area.
  • Like You Never Smoked Weed Out of a Sunkist Can?
  • The Women of Brewster Place.
  • Pooh’s Honey Stash.
  • My Porno Name is Comstock Load.
  • I Like the Way Lot’s Wife Shakes.
  • This Kind of Filth Doesn’t Just Wash Off.

In other news:

If you’re a denim head you’re probably well aware of Context, the denim store in Madison, WI. Well it seem like those dudes Sam, Ben and Ryan laced up a pretty slick collab. Nudie Jeans Regular Alf + Context. I understand not everyone is into denims, but if you are these are a great piece to have. I’m on one pair of RRDS pushing 4 years, and they are my go-to pants. You’ll never regret these jeans Besides look at this hang tag:

There are only like 4 things radder than that.

Get above the grit.