The Shiitake Intercept » U2 sucks http://rumorator.com She have seen..A GHOST! Tue, 22 May 2012 18:12:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.3 Wishy-washy Wednesday http://rumorator.com/2010/01/wishy-washy-wednesday/ http://rumorator.com/2010/01/wishy-washy-wednesday/#comments Wed, 27 Jan 2010 22:36:49 +0000 rumorator http://rumorator.com/?p=52 While Apple was introducing their MacBook Air .5, I was living in the past and thinking about how crappy EDGE service was. Then it dawned on me that pretty much every thing labeled “Edge” has sucked. Proof:

  • The Edge Network: Garbage
  • The Ford Ranger Edge: Still a crap truck
  • Straight Edge:  You’re kidding right?
  • Edge Shave gel: no matter how well it supposedly lubricates i cannot recommend using it as lube.
  • Edge: U2 Sucks

Meanwhile I’m pretty stoked on the wifi version of the Air.5. Reason being that I can’t get service for shit in my local Whole Foods, but they do offer wifi throughout the joint. This will allow me to check porno whilst grocery shopping. OOOOO summer squash!

But in more important news,

I can’t wait to spill a few hundred at this joint:

Asymbol Gallery

The “For Jamil” print, that brings back some shit you know.

Speaking of which, Jamil Khan Day is coming up.

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