Posts Tagged ‘weather’

2012-17: Lisptrack #7: The Winter That Wasn’t and Dog Stories

Thursday, February 16th, 2012

2-15-12 by Rumorator

I said strive, I should have said thrive.

Monday Mini Minute

Monday, January 31st, 2011

Things are looking good this week:

The weather-freaker-outers are saying possibly 20 inches. I’ll be pleased with half of that. Granted there is a cold-ass Thursday  in the mix but it’s Wisconsin. Buck up, kid.

Addendum #1

Snowboarder Mag uses silly embaed codes so i can’t drop it in here, but  you should check out this video.

Fuck your Hootie and the Blowfish tracks.

I would have never guessed this crap was public domain already.

Addendum #2

It’s coming, bitches.

Bonus Image: Ghost of Rumorator!

Wacky Weather Day!

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

Maybe you live under a rock and haven’t heard, or maybe you are up to your ears in the Climate Change talks in Copenhagen, but shit shit is getting heavy, world-wide. Here’s how it’s going down:

 Tahoe’s been hit with like 3-feet of snow in the past 2 days. Faceshots, whiterooms and pow slashes all around. The fucking parks suck in this weather though.

 Next up we’ve got Hawaii. They folks at Waimea are talking about biggest waves they’ve seen in 30+ years. Let me rephrase that. BIGGER WAVES HAVE MOST LIKELY NOT BEEN SEEN SINCE THE EARLIEST DAYS OF OUR FAVORITE SUPER-SCIENTIST AND LHC RESEARCHER, THE CRYSTAL FALCON. Sets of 30ft waves. And they are saying by tomorrow they might reach 50ft. Go fuck yourself. Seriously.

 Meanwhile here in the great state of Wisconsin we’ve got a god damned blizzard warning in full effect. The TV news people are all over, telling you not to drive, don’t got outside, lest you might get buried in all this snow and pack a snuggie with you, where ever you go. That when you die and people find your body, at least they’ll know you died like an asshole. Seriously you better get like Noah and build an Arc this shit is coming down! RUN MUTHAFUCKERS RUN!

 Wisconsin Stormpocalypse ‘9 Live feed

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F5 to refresh Lastly, so you know it’s now called a “Vaginal Corona.” Which is the term I have always preferred to use.